"Wait til your father gets home" :merchant:

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my dad was brutal with it because he'd come home all nonchalant...asking how im doing and how was school and whatnots...id say fine and he'd go about his biz..to take off his suit, say hi to moms, and eat dinner...id be thinking i was good...then later id hear his heavy, slippered footsteps come downstairs to the basement...he'd have this look on his face ---> :ld: as he'd begin to question me about whatever i did to get in trouble...me being stupid id try to talk in circles in order to confuse him which never worked...when he finally got me to talk about what i did and gave him the answer he was looking for..he'd be like "ok very good" all calm like..and his face would go from :ld: to :steviej:..then he'd tell me to go to the bedroom where he would get the branch(es) from the top of the refrigerator and whoop the skin off my ass with that shyt :to:...i used to think he was the meanest person in the world..it took being an adult to realize what he did was for the best esp when i see some of these moron kids walking around
 

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The Worst Was Report Card Day/Parent Teachers Conference When You Had Some fukked Up Grades

That's When All Your Lies Get Exposed

Be Walking Around With A Stomach Ache All Day LOL

Being at home while your parents were at the parent/teacher conference :wow:

Panic attacks even if I didnt remember doing anything that bad. The time they came home after finding out I forged their signatures on failed math tests :sadcam: :sadbron:

They walk in like :ufdup: and I had the :merchant: face knowing I was about to get a nuclear beating
 

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I'm sittin in my Van waiting on this customer and I just had to get out and stand up. My rear end caught flashbacks of that thick ass tommy Hilfiger belt.
 

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My dad used to put his index finger in my sternum and just repeatedly hit it. Thats when I knew I fukked up. Used to have me like :to:.

I'ma use the shyt out of that move if I ever have a son. :heh:
 

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You ever get a beating and just sit there staring like :birdman:

that was just asking for trouble. Thats when the extention chords and clothes hangers came out
 

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You ever get a beating and just sit there staring like :birdman:

that was just asking for trouble. Thats when the extention chords and clothes hangers came out

I did that one time and one time only. I left the house without telling anybody and came back home to mom ready to whoop me...She didnt realize it was cold as shyt outside and I had a thermal under my shirt so I was :eat: them swings like scooby snacks and hit her with the :birdman:

She figured it out quickly, and made the appropriate in game adjustments.
 

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my dad was brutal with it because he'd come home all nonchalant...asking how im doing and how was school and whatnots...id say fine and he'd go about his biz..to take off his suit, say hi to moms, and eat dinner...id be thinking i was good...then later id hear his heavy, slippered footsteps come downstairs to the basement...he'd have this look on his face ---> :ld: as he'd begin to question me about whatever i did to get in trouble...me being stupid id try to talk in circles in order to confuse him which never worked...when he finally got me to talk about what i did and gave him the answer he was looking for..he'd be like "ok very good" all calm like..and his face would go from :ld: to :steviej:..then he'd tell me to go to the bedroom where he would get the branch(es) from the top of the refrigerator and whoop the skin off my ass with that shyt :to:...i used to think he was the meanest person in the world..it took being an adult to realize what he did was for the best esp when i see some of these moron kids walking around

Getting woopings for being bad was one of the best things that could have happened for kids like me that grew up in the 80s.
 

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The Worst Was Report Card Day/Parent Teachers Conference When You Had Some fukked Up Grades

That's When All Your Lies Get Exposed

Be Walking Around With A Stomach Ache All Day LOL

That shyt still traumatize me to this day. No lie. I remembered when I vomited twice in one day cause of me getting a "C" in fukkin Science.
 

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You ever get sent to get the belt and when u reach the closet, you select the belt based on size, texture, durability, and thickness to give yourself a home field advantage.

:dead:

:laugh: And what about when your natural reflexes kick in and you accidentally try n grab da belt or shield yourself from a hit and ma dukes gives you da :usure::ufdup:
 

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You know how much time was spent by me begging for her not to tell him?



:ohlawd:




Every once in a while she would forget :whew:
 
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