My moms used to whip us regularly for whatever. If my pops had to whip us, we must've did some extra shyt. I outsmarted my moms a couple times, like if I knew I was getting a whuppin, I would put on like a pair of shorts and two pants over one another. Used to pretend like it hurt, but in my mind I was like

Only worked in the winter though.
My pops was bugged out though. He used to whip us and ask us rhetorical shyt at the same time. He'd be whipping us and be like "me ge yu ssutin fi cry fa?" or "why yu crying ". (Pops is Jamaican) In my head im like, im crying cuz you whipping the shyt outta me. I used to be like

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all at the same time while getting whupped.