Waiting For A Callback From An Interview Unappreciation

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Horrible interview for me when I was 17, it was a summer job before I started college in the fall so I wanted some extra money. It was at a call center that needed someone that had a lot of experience with Excel and I lied like a muthafukka on my resume and made it sound like I could program the matrix. So I get there, late of course, the bossman Indian and I are talking and he seems to be throwing shade my way. He was saying how could I have experience with all these office programs if I just graduated HS, of course I lied and said my school taught us all this shyt, which it hadn't.

At this point he has the :Playahata: face on, and then the unthinkable happened. He started to get up, pulled his chair out and had his hand out pointing to his seat & computer with his palm up and saying "show me". My plan was to get the job and learn how to do shyt while I was there, but this was a big monkey wrench in that plan. This muthafukka opened up some program I have never seen and told me to make two spreadsheets and a graph :merchant: my experience with computers at the time was limited to video games and porn, I had always deleted those office programs it came with. I felt like Dwight at the line in crunchtime, he was standing over my shoulder watching me like :smugCarroll: and when I started to move the mouse in a direction he'd just say "No" with such smugness. Mannnnn I got up and told him I had to go feed the meter and left there with the quickness, it was the "no mas" moment of my life :sadcam:
 
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Malta said:
Horrible interview for me when I was 17, it was a summer job before I started college in the fall so I wanted some extra money. It was at a call center that needed someone that had a lot of experience with Excel and I lied like a muthafukka on my resume and made it sound like I could program the matrix. So I get there, late of course, the bossman Indian and I are talking and he seems to be throwing shade my way. He was saying how could I have experience with all these office programs if I just graduated HS, of course I lied and said my school taught us all this shyt, which it hadn't.

At this point he has the :Playahata: face on, and then the unthinkable happened. He started to get up, pulled his chair out and had his hand out pointing to his seat & computer with his palm up and saying "show me". My plan was to get the job and learn how to do shyt while I was there, but this was a big monkey wrench in that plan. This muthafukka opened up some program I have never seen and told me to make two spreadsheets and a graph :merchant: my experience with computers at the time was limited to video games and porn, I had always deleted those office programs it came with. I felt like Dwight at the line in crunchtime, he was standing over my shoulder watching me like :smugCarroll: and when I started to move the mouse in a direction he'd just say "No" with such smugness. Mannnnn I got up and told him I had to go feed the meter and left there with the quickness, it was the "no mas" moment of my life :sadcam:
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:heh: :heh: I know you had the stupid dumb :merchant: on when he pointed at the computer.
 
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Malta said:
Horrible interview for me when I was 17, it was a summer job before I started college in the fall so I wanted some extra money. It was at a call center that needed someone that had a lot of experience with Excel and I lied like a muthafukka on my resume and made it sound like I could program the matrix. So I get there, late of course, the bossman Indian and I are talking and he seems to be throwing shade my way. He was saying how could I have experience with all these office programs if I just graduated HS, of course I lied and said my school taught us all this shyt, which it hadn't.

At this point he has the :Playahata: face on, and then the unthinkable happened. He started to get up, pulled his chair out and had his hand out pointing to his seat & computer with his palm up and saying "show me". My plan was to get the job and learn how to do shyt while I was there, but this was a big monkey wrench in that plan. This muthafukka opened up some program I have never seen and told me to make two spreadsheets and a graph :merchant: my experience with computers at the time was limited to video games and porn, I had always deleted those office programs it came with. I felt like Dwight at the line in crunchtime, he was standing over my shoulder watching me like :smugCarroll: and when I started to move the mouse in a direction he'd just say "No" with such smugness. Mannnnn I got up and told him I had to go feed the meter and left there with the quickness, it was the "no mas" moment of my life :sadcam:
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:dead: Im dying at my desk :laff:
 
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Malta said:
Horrible interview for me when I was 17, it was a summer job before I started college in the fall so I wanted some extra money. It was at a call center that needed someone that had a lot of experience with Excel and I lied like a muthafukka on my resume and made it sound like I could program the matrix. So I get there, late of course, the bossman Indian and I are talking and he seems to be throwing shade my way. He was saying how could I have experience with all these office programs if I just graduated HS, of course I lied and said my school taught us all this shyt, which it hadn't.

At this point he has the :Playahata: face on, and then the unthinkable happened. He started to get up, pulled his chair out and had his hand out pointing to his seat & computer with his palm up and saying "show me". My plan was to get the job and learn how to do shyt while I was there, but this was a big monkey wrench in that plan. This muthafukka opened up some program I have never seen and told me to make two spreadsheets and a graph :merchant: my experience with computers at the time was limited to video games and porn, I had always deleted those office programs it came with. I felt like Dwight at the line in crunchtime, he was standing over my shoulder watching me like :smugCarroll: and when I started to move the mouse in a direction he'd just say "No" with such smugness. Mannnnn I got up and told him I had to go feed the meter and left there with the quickness, it was the "no mas" moment of my life :sadcam:
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if they say they will call back or that they are doing more interviews or that they will let you know, that means you didn't get the job.

Call back? Why you gotta call me back bytch, just let me know right now if i get hired or not.

Doing more interviews? Nikka, i ain't good enough? I didn't wanna work for your sorry ass company anyway.

We will let you know with our decision? Why can't you reject me now instead of me waiting by the phone for a call that I know won't come.
 
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