Wake up with a billion dollars in the bank and a two inch dikk or keep the life you have BUT with a footlong

[The_Sheff]

Women can’t even take a normal size dikk all the way. Why would I want a 12 inch dikk when most of it would never see the inside of a p*ssy.

 

[SNG]

I could attract way more women with a billion dollars then a footlong. With that money women will fake it like it’s the biggest two inches ever with that kind of money.

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

2 billion. I‘m still gonna nut

 

[Richard Glidewell]

This thread finally gives me some insight why rich people would commit suicide, because I just could never understand how you got all this money and be unhappy enough to kill yourself.........I get it now.......

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

smfh

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

A billion dollars cash is generational wealth for the whole family....but a 2" dikk is like the size of my pinky, a bit smaller even than that.

12" dikk.....most women can't actually "take" all that. You might get 7" in there, maybe 8" at best. Average lady isn't going to want that much dikk every day. If it's 12" with well above average girth , you become novelty dikk.

Work my regular job and become faceless "BBC Guy" for only fans heauxs needing content.

Gotta get that footlong . $1 billion with a 2 inch dikk would be the worst form of torture. I'll settle for $100m and 6"

 

[drederick tatum]

Wait, I get $2bil, AND my dikk'll be twice as big??!!

 

[Womb Raider]

All jokes aside, I feel you (not pause?) 'cause anytime I had to do that "If you were a chick" envisioning shyt, I couldn't even begin to think of my perpetual minge gettin' fukked up/flagged out. Like a fresh pair of sneaks out the box, I don't even wanna touch ground with 'em, or go to the restroom. Prolly turn me into a reclusive Lesbian off the OCD worry and maintenance alone.​