Wake up with a billion dollars in the bank and a two inch dikk or keep the life you have BUT with a footlong

[Mordith]

Give me the muthafuccin money. If daggers can pleasure bytches with a strap, then I can too...

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

I don’t want a billion dollars because that shyt will just bring more unnecessary problems in my life.

And I noticed that most billionaires are severely compensating for something that they are lacking, much like white men who drive pickup trucks.

 

[BBG]

I don’t want a billion dollars because that shyt will just bring more unnecessary problems in my life.

And I noticed that most billionaires are severely compensating for something that they are lacking, much like white men who drive pickup trucks.

Nothing to see here folks, just a textbook case of broke boy babble

 

[Address_Unknown]

I chose C, neither. I really like my vagina and don't want Her destroyed or neglected

Ol, 'My Vagina has a first name' , head ass.........

 

[Hater Eraser]

Is it 2 inches hard or soft .. or both ?

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

baby meat breh

 

[Coco Loco]

Ol, 'My Vagina has a first name' , ass.........

Listen, I take care or her and she takes care of me. Proper vagina maintenance is very important

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Give me the money.

 

[LiveFromLondon]

Engage in Ecclesiastical conversations brehs

 

[Address_Unknown]

Listen, I take care or her and she takes care of me. Proper vagina maintenance is very important

All jokes aside, I feel you (not pause?) 'cause anytime I had to do that "If you were a chick" envisioning shyt, I couldn't even begin to think of my perpetual minge gettin' fukked up/flagged out. Like a fresh pair of sneaks out the box, I don't even wanna touch ground with 'em, or go to the restroom. Prolly turn me into a reclusive Lesbian off the OCD worry and maintenance alone.​

 

[BigMan]

Changed my mind— 12 inches

 

[The Pledge]

Goddamn, a micro penis tho

A foot long is a headache too but you’re broke

I’ll take the billy. fukk that.

Edit: why is this such a difficult dilemma?

 

[The Pledge]

Name a male porn star with a net worth over 10 million.

Mfers making fan fiction to justify their choice

 

[Tribal Outkast]

The majority of people are already living the second scenario. Ain’t that many billionaires out here. Whoever ain’t picking the Billy is insane

 

[Dr. Acula]

Billion dollars easy. Why would dikk size even matter at that point. When you’re a billionaire women will die to tell you that two inches is doing crazy damage to their pelvic walls.