zayk35
Superstar
u better be 17- 20 yrs of age $9.00 hr lol lol lol lol
walmart nikkas ever work there?
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samtalksradio
Banned
I took my drug test monday after my interview long they took to call you bruh? I'm just ready to get payed.i just got a job at Walmart a little over a week ago and today was my first day touching the sales floor
since i'm a consumable associate, i started out zoning in the Health and Beauty aisles. No lies brehs, the first question somebody asked to me was by this couple and they was like... "excuse me, but do you know where the condoms are?
i was fukking dead
nikka they dont random piss test at no damn wal mart
it should take a week. they gonna call up your references and do their background check on you, but after that they'll call u and ask when u can come in for orientation.
after that, u get ur schedule, box-cutter, locker.. but be prepared for them fukking CBLs
those shyts are HORRIBLY BORING.
samtalksradio
Banned
I'm 25 bruh I was making 11 DH at my last job but I fukked up doing dumb shyt I did a security curse then had to wait 6 months for goodwill I thought they was going to get me a security job but she got me this shyt I know imma fukk up but fukk it money is moneyu better be 17- 20 yrs of age $9.00 hr lol lol lol lol
Yeah I used to work there overnight when I was 18. There were some wild degenerate mf's working there! They don't call them "People of Walmart" for nothing breh. If you cool and have a little game female coworkers will the the puzzy at you. I got fired because I got caught playing video games after I was done stocking my department. My racist azz boss didn't even give me a warning. Good times tho! Good luck OP!
zayk35
Superstar
DamnI'm 25 bruh I was making 11 DH at my last job but I fukked up doing dumb shyt I did a security curse then had to wait 6 months for goodwill I thought they was going to get me a security job but she got me this shyt I know imma fukk up but fukk it money is money
Beerus
Banned
Hmm maybe I should this summer i mean i could pratically ride my bike there in 15-20 mins.
samtalksradio
Banned
I aint even got the job yet Imma Al Bundy type nikka dont have good luck nothing really ever go's right for me I'm happy to potentially have something we all cant have It certs drive hot cars make 6 figures in fukk dime pieces like you bruh
samtalksradio
Banned
Good I got my good man on speed dail as soon as I get the jobnikka they dont random piss test at no damn wal mart
that nikka been texting me for months I had to
the nikka but I'm almost back that nikka gone be 
when I give him that phone call.I'm 25 bruh I was making 11 DH at my last job but I fukked up doing dumb shyt I did a security curse then had to wait 6 months for goodwill I thought they was going to get me a security job but she got me this shyt I know imma fukk up but fukk it money is money
Damn
Demon
Evil b*stard
I never worked at a wal mart, but i did stock shelves at a supermarket over night when i was like 20. I have a career now, but that was hands down my favorite "job" ever 
It was full time, 9.50 an hour (in 2002) and was a union job.
night manager was cool...he stocked shelves himself all night, he was just the one in charge...no boss over my shoulder all night, he smoked cigs and let us smoke in the store as long as we stopped by 4 am. an hour lunch (half of us would go at 3, the other half at 4, and we alternated every night)....we used to grab hungry man dinners, he also used to let us go behind the lunch meat counters and make big ass hoagies only if we cleaned the equipment back up while we were still off the clock on lunch (some of us had like 2 pounds of ham, turkey, pepperoni and salami on them hoagies
them big ass sandwiches was worth spending some of our lunch cleaning some of the deli equipment ).
We were pretty much allowed to drink and smoke weed provided we finished our job...he was known to drink sometimes, and every now and then he smoked a little (he would come outside every now and then on some lunch shifts like "let me hit that like two or three times"
)
I know this has nothing to do with walmart and i just typed alot but im kinda drunk right now but i do have some useful advice...wait until your body gets used to that night shift before you start drinking or smoking during that shift. About a week into that job when i realized it was sweet like that, i tried to be a viking...took a few swigs of vodka and smoked a blunt and came back and i dont think i ever wanted to go to sleep so much. I didnt finish my pallets that night and a morning worker had to do it but it looked normal because i just started and one night before that we had a big load and didnt finish my pallets...i think it was chalked up to me being new and getting used to being fast.
but i knew better....just give your body time to adjust before you drink and/or smoke during breaks.
I ended up getting locked up after about a year and a half of working there and i fukked that gig all up. i was raised a few times and was making 11.25 when i got booked too
and fukk these fakkit nikkas on here telling you to go to the streets or shaming you for working at wal mart....as long as you aint out robbing anyone innocent, you good...ill never knock noone trying to keep they head above water.
Im drunk and im going to sleep soon
It was full time, 9.50 an hour (in 2002) and was a union job. night manager was cool...he stocked shelves himself all night, he was just the one in charge...no boss over my shoulder all night, he smoked cigs and let us smoke in the store as long as we stopped by 4 am. an hour lunch (half of us would go at 3, the other half at 4, and we alternated every night)....we used to grab hungry man dinners, he also used to let us go behind the lunch meat counters and make big ass hoagies only if we cleaned the equipment back up while we were still off the clock on lunch (some of us had like 2 pounds of ham, turkey, pepperoni and salami on them hoagies
them big ass sandwiches was worth spending some of our lunch cleaning some of the deli equipment ).We were pretty much allowed to drink and smoke weed provided we finished our job...he was known to drink sometimes, and every now and then he smoked a little (he would come outside every now and then on some lunch shifts like "let me hit that like two or three times"
)I know this has nothing to do with walmart and i just typed alot but im kinda drunk right now
but i do have some useful advice...wait until your body gets used to that night shift before you start drinking or smoking during that shift. About a week into that job when i realized it was sweet like that, i tried to be a viking...took a few swigs of vodka and smoked a blunt and came back and i dont think i ever wanted to go to sleep so much. I didnt finish my pallets that night and a morning worker had to do it but it looked normal because i just started and one night before that we had a big load and didnt finish my pallets...i think it was chalked up to me being new and getting used to being fast.but i knew better....just give your body time to adjust before you drink and/or smoke during breaks.
I ended up getting locked up after about a year and a half of working there and i fukked that gig all up. i was raised a few times and was making 11.25 when i got booked too
and fukk these fakkit nikkas on here telling you to go to the streets or shaming you for working at wal mart....as long as you aint out robbing anyone innocent, you good...ill never knock noone trying to keep they head above water.
Im drunk and im going to sleep soon
The Unknown Hype
The One
not that bad all about management I worked there over the summer pretty chill
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
Short of being rich or famous; working in retail will get you probably the most ass.
However, its a bullshyt job all around, even if your in management. Have an exit strategy.
However, its a bullshyt job all around, even if your in management. Have an exit strategy.