But to fukk your dad's girlfriend though?You gotta be like "Dad, it hurts me to tell you this, but your girl throwing me the p*ssy
Now you should go ahead and cheat too, but you should keep her around for me though, namsayin, don't be a cockblocker. You know how it is for a young nikka
"
My anti snitchin policy, combined with my voracious appetite for the wet, at 16 woulda kept my lips sealed. Charge it to the game. Sorry pops...ill make it up to him by letting him fck one of my hoes down the line.
...At age 11 had I been raised by two lesbians,let em break the news I wuz adopted
....in the next 24 hrs they can bend over in front of me if they want to like I'm they real son 
...."mama got a dunk"