Wanting to smash a hooker but you're not horny unappreciation thread

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I know ur the hooker fukker but you could at least be working on building a roster of non-pay-for-play chicks to wean yourself off it or at least use it less. If you got paper like that I understand but man that adds up.
 

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I know ur the hooker fukker but you could at least be working on building a roster of non-pay-for-play chicks to wean yourself off it or at least use it less. If you got paper like that I understand but man that adds up.

Went on a few non-paid dates with some hookers on some hanging out type of shyt, but I don't think they're very interested in me. I'm not a very sexy or flirtatious guy. One of the hookers said I come across as intense, overly stiff, and intimidating :merchant:. Also, I don't know anyone where I live now, so I've got no social circle to help me with building a stable.
 

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Real talk, the town I live in sucks. Not much of anything to do. I don't know anyone here and I had a slow week in the office so I'm caught up with my reading. I usually use the weekend to partake in a little Backpage action (:ahh:) but I jacked off twice in the past 24 hours, plus I'm a little sick, so my anaconda is a bit limp :bryan:

What's a nikka to do, brehs? :to:

Its just p*ssy breh (with alot of miles on it :scusthov:)... There is way more to life that that... You need a hobby sir.
 

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Its just p*ssy breh (with alot of miles on it :scusthov:)... There is way more to life that that... You need a hobby sir.

fukking hookers is my hobby :to:

I like going to plays, movies, nice restaurants but I have no friends in my new town to do any of that with :sadbron:

I've been thinking of taking up flying model airplanes. shyt seems fun :leon:
 

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Not with hookers man :snoop:

I mean regular chicks. Hit a bar or lounge. Or hell, go on POF or a site like that where chicks are looking to fukk. Or just chill, since you're paying for the girlfriend experience too.

Seems like meeting women through these venues is inefficient :ld:

For the former two, women put up their guard because they know men are only there to get ass. With the latter, women are extra selective because of the 5-10:1 ratio of men to women. Seems like the best way to meet women is through friends, but I have no friends in this shytty ass town :bryan:
 

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is it me does this cac sound like he sitting back with a bottle of baby oil while asking these questions?


:pachaha:

this thread isnt about your sick fantasies weirdo.

i had to ask for details because this john is an awful story teller.
i ask him "tell us about a experience with a hooker?" and his response was "i fukked one last week. she had big t*ts." like what kind of story is that? no wonder women think ramdam is a creepy guy. he's probably social inept as well as being creepy.
 
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