Warning, DO NOT EVER text your barber unless you setting up an appointment

[newworldafro]

Play textie with your barber brehs

 

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

Had the same barber for about 7-8 years...literally all our texts are pretty much

me: "can I come through Monday around 2pm"
barber "how about 230"
me: "cool"

every summer he usually invites me to like a 4th of july, labor day or something bbq....and I never show up...but I don't think he expects me to...its more like a "we gotta pretend were friends" kinda invite

 

[International Playa]

Texting back n forth with another nikka =

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Right!! He started it and now his barber about to finish it.

 

[Cowboyz89]

Op is a spurs fan. So it makes sense that he is a fakkit.

 

[#SOG_soldier]

#SunsValley

 

[FukYaFeelings]

Who the fukk ask another grown man how their day went?

thats shyt I might say to a bytch I'm tryna fukk. If one of my nikkas said that shyt, it's getting deleted

Y'all nikkas mad flexible these days

I'd never text another Nikka asking how his day was. But when nikkas going thru shyt ain't nothing wrong with asking how shyt going. Like when my homeboy grandma passed last month I hit em up the next day asking if he's good.

 

[Clark Wayne]

My barber uses square. Set up the appointment, in and out with the quickness. Don't even have to text him.

 

[Cowboyz89]

#SunsValley

The sun set on the Suns a long time ago.

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

op: wyd? im high off this kush lol
barber: nothing just cutting hair, these nikkas dont tip like you though smh haha
op:i like tipping you lol
barber: nikka you gay lol jk

 

[DJSmooth]

Wait till you get your next line up.

nikka gonna be lining you up gazing deep into your eyes.

 

[Street Knowledge]

There was a classic thread on SOHH about black barbershops being "the most unprofessional business in America"

 

[Rawtid]

OMG! I'm laughing so hard. Breh. What was son thinking!?

 

[Wiles]

 

[Wacky D]

did I post in this thread.

i got tagged in the form of a quote, but its just other peoples quotes that theyre showing.