Warren G takes another L

[FeloniousMonk]

Warren G lives forever for me based on his 90's work….but that extenz commercial was unforgivable…

and, how is Dre a billionaire, and Warren isn't sitting on at least 10 million?

Cuz Warren G isnt on buddy buddy terms with Jimmy Ivine?

 

[LuckyLibra619]

On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.

Nate Dogg, having just arrived in Long Beach, seeks Warren. Ironically, Nate passes a car full of women who are excited to see him. He insists to the women that there is no cause for excitement.

Warren makes a left at 21st Street and Lewis Ave, where he sees a group of young men enjoying a game of dice together. He parks his car and greets them. He is excited to find people to play with, but to his chagrin, he discovers they intend to relieve him of his material possessions. Once the hopeful thieves reveal their firearms, Warren realizes he is in a considerable predicament.

Meanwhile, Nate passes the women, as they are low on his list of priorities. His primary concern is locating Warren. After curtly casting away the strumpets (whose interest in Nate was such that they crashed their automobile), he serendipitously stumbles upon his friend, Warren G, being held up by the young miscreants.

Warren, unaware that Nate is surreptitiously observing the scene unfold, is in disbelief that he's being robbed. The perpetrators have taken jewelry and a name brand designer watch from Warren, who is so incredulous that he asks what else the robbers intend to steal. This is most likely a rhetorical question.

Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Nate realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his friend from harm.

The tension crescendos as the robbers point their guns to Warren's head. Warren senses the gravity of his situation. He cannot believe the events unfolding could happen in his own neighborhood. As he imagines himself escaping in a surreal fashion, he catches a glimpse of his friend, Nate.

Nate has seventeen cartridges (sixteen residing in the pistol's magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) to expend on the group of robbers. Afterward, he generously shares the credit for neutralizing the situation with Warren, though it is clear that Nate did all of the difficult work. Putting congratulations aside, Nate quickly reminds himself that he has committed multiple homicides to save Warren before letting his friend know that there are females nearby if he wishes to fornicate with them.

Warren recalls that it was the promise of copulation that coaxed him away from his previous activities, and is thankful that Nate knows a way to satisfy these urges. Nate quickly finds the women who earlier crashed their car on Nate's account. He remarks to one that he is fond of her physical appeal. The woman, impressed by Nate's singing ability, asks that he and Warren allow her and her friends to share transportation. Soon, both friends are driving with automobiles full of women to the East Side Motel, presumably to consummate their flirtation in an orgy.

The third verse is more expository, with Warren and Nate explaining their G Funk musical style. Warren displays his bravado by daring anyone to approach the style. There follows a brief discussion of the genre's musicological features, with special care taken to point out that in said milieu the rhythm is not in fact the rhythm, as one might assume, but actually the bass. Similarly the bass serves a purpose closer to that which the treble would in more traditional musical forms. Nate displays his bravado by claiming that individuals with equivalent knowledge could not even attempt to approach his level of lyrical mastery. Nate goes on to note that if any third party smokes as he does, they would find themselves in a state of intoxication almost daily (from Nate's other works, it can be inferred that the substance referenced is marijuana). Nate concludes his delineation of the night by issuing a threat to "busters," suggesting that he and Warren will further "regulate" any potential incidents in the future (presumably by engaging their antagonists with small arms fire).

This entire post is fukking comedy

 

[Edub]

How do you gonna take an L while performing a song about taking an L?






So I hooks a left on 2-1 and Lewis
Some brothers shooting dice so I said "let's do this"
I jumped out the ride and said "what's up?"
Some brothers pulled some gats, so I said "I'm stuck"


I'm getting jacked, I'm breaking myself
I can't believe they're taking Warren's wealth
They took my rings, they took my Rolex
I looked at the brother said "damn, what's next?"

They've got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I can't believe this happening in my own town
If I had wings I would fly
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nate

16 in the clip and one in the hole
Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they dropping and yelling
It's a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate

I laid all them busters down, I let my Gat explode
Now I'm switching my mind back into freak-mode
If you want skirts, sit back and observe
I just left a gang of those over there on the curb

R.I.P NATE

Nate da savage




RIP Dogg

 

[Dixon Cider]

Nate da savage




RIP Dogg

Dont forget this was a legendary thread

 

[posterchild336]

i am a minute in where is the L

 

[LuckyLibra619]

"If you know like I know you don't want to step to this..."
"It's the G-Funk Era funked out with a Gangsta Twist..."
"If you smoke like I smoke then you're high like every day..."
"And if yo ass is a busta 213 will REGULATE"

Spoiler

Sleep easy Nate, thank you for the classics!

 

[TEKBEATZ]

Hate on art brehs

 

[Techniec]

My fav rap song of all time



My sons will be jamming to this

RIP Nate

 

[BluntTrauma]

Nate Dogg

 

[Jack Trippa 3z company ho]

Warren G lives forever for me based on his 90's work….but that extenz commercial was unforgivable…

and, how is Dre a billionaire, and Warren isn't sitting on at least 10 million?

1) Dre is a fakkit
2) Warren is responsible for the world getting Snoop and Nate.
3) Warren brought all the dope samples for the chronic
4) Dre refused to sign Warren to DR cuz he didn't wanna be outshined.

Warren should be the billionaire, but he's not a snake/fakkit so he's not.

 

[TheGregReaper]

I forgot all about this thread....lemme run this shyt back again