iceberg_is_on_fire
Wearing Lions gear when it wasn't cool
No doubt she had a funky monkey. Hoes ain't getting up for 7:00 am appointments. They are strolling in from previous engagements.
Warren Sapp Picking Up Hookers At 7AM (Update: His Fat Ass Got Fired)
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No doubt she had a funky monkey. Hoes ain't getting up for 7:00 am appointments. They are strolling in from previous engagements.
TheyCallMeAzul
All Star
OF COURSE an argument broke out over money 
Amare's Right Hook
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RhodyRum
Mark Gassed-A-Heaux
I couldn't even fathom ordering a hooker at 7am, before they even had a chance to wash they ass n brush the yuckmouth out they teethSapp's prolly the savage in the crew that fukk anything that moves anyway so he's used to this
This might be the best damn back and forth I've ever read on the intawebz
Ya'll painted the pic in my head like shorty came over looking like that old ass whore Carl played air guitar for
And who the hell would be shocked if Sapp answered the door looking exactly like Carl?
(Picturing Sapp thinking he gonna pay by playing her an air guitar solo jamming to his "Widdly widdly widdly" amped up to max got a nikka over here like :deadrg: right now)
Ya'll dudes are a friggin' trip for real
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BlackAchilles
Veteran
On the field I still fukk with Sapp, dude put the fear of God in QBs.
Off the field? Rockhead nikka.
Off the field? Rockhead nikka.
They pulled his beer commercial too, damn Bud Light gives no fukks. Sapp ain't even got residue income coming in.
I got a homie who ordered an escort only one time. He called her to his hotel for an hour and all he did was give her a foot & back massage. Tears rolled down her face as she asked "why are you only doing this?!"and the nikka replied "Because I want you to know you're special"
This some of the funniest stuff I have ever heard of. I wonder if dude a germaphobe. Anyway your boy might be running game. Be nice to the escort then hit her up after hours and get that tail for free.
I can also see the escort crying. Girl gets constantly treated like a dirty dish rag and some client finally treats her like a woman.
They pulled his beer commercial too, damn Bud Light gives no fukks. Sapp ain't even got residue income coming in.
Sad I hope he bounces back. But he should have never put his hands on them girls...if he did.
ScoopNScore
8man
This might be the best damn back and forth I've ever read on the intawebz
Ya'll painted the pic in my head like shorty came over looking like that old ass whore Carl played air guitar for
And who the hell would be shocked if Sapp answered the door looking exactly like Carl?
(Picturing Sapp thinking he gonna pay by playing her an air guitar solo jamming to his "Widdly widdly widdly" amped up to max got a nikka over here like :deadrg: right now)
Ya'll dudes are a friggin' trip for real
I can picture him sayin "I wanna rock your body 
(till the break of dawn 
)" too 
Deaf2twothirds
All Star
U prolly the type of nikka that hoes make excuses to ditch your ass instead of the other way around u caping so hardTrue. I don't even eat, sleep, shyt or watch sports anymore. Nephew's birthday? Friend's wedding?
STEVE
MIami Beach on the check-in.
no way this is trueI got a homie who ordered an escort only one time. He called her to his hotel for an hour and all he did was give her a foot & back massage. Tears rolled down her face as she asked "why are you only doing this?!"
I'm a grown man who doesn't hang around people I'd need to use "ditch excuses" on
iceberg_is_on_fire
Wearing Lions gear when it wasn't cool
I keep coming back to this. I don't get it, all of the powerful circles that his celebrity and status got him into and he couldn't even get any trickle down p*ssy at the Super Bowl? Damn he's a loser.
I don't think it's true either but I'm choosing to believe the lie.no way this is true
Why can't I have make believe homies like Buckeye?