CreepyMcCreeperson
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I mean, Bambi’s pops showed up for the birth, but he didn’t sign the birth certificate because he didn’t want to pay child support.
Then he bounced, and we rarely saw him.
His street name was The Great Prince. You know he had tons of kids all around the hood.
Bambi’s mom should have known better.
Had she not been a single mom, she may have been with a male deer who would have peeped the hunter sooner, and she wouldn’t have gotten shot.
They’re having a nice fresh salad for dinner, then she looks up..
THEY SHOOTIN
THEY SHOOTIN
THEY SHOOTIN
THEY SHOOTIN
Then...
Bambi is like
Pops rolls up, and basically tells him,
“Look kid. This isn’t the first time the block got shot up, and it won’t be the last. You’re gonna have to let your balls drop, and stop being a little bytch ass motherfukker.”
“Welp, good luck. And go fukk yourself”
And dad leaves again.
Fast forward to Bambi knocking up the female deer who got her lashes done, and grew titties over the summer, with TWINS. Bambi repeats the cycle, and also becomes an absentee dad.
And don’t forget one of his best friends was this gay ass SKUNK, who I didn’t even realize was a boy until he grew up, and the voice changed.
I get he was self conscious about his body odor, but dude STAYED in the flowers, putting them behind his ear and shyt.
Then he bounced, and we rarely saw him.
His street name was The Great Prince. You know he had tons of kids all around the hood.
Bambi’s mom should have known better.
Had she not been a single mom, she may have been with a male deer who would have peeped the hunter sooner, and she wouldn’t have gotten shot.
They’re having a nice fresh salad for dinner, then she looks up..
THEY SHOOTIN
THEY SHOOTIN
THEY SHOOTIN
THEY SHOOTIN
Then...
Bambi is like
Pops rolls up, and basically tells him,
“Look kid. This isn’t the first time the block got shot up, and it won’t be the last. You’re gonna have to let your balls drop, and stop being a little bytch ass motherfukker.”
“Welp, good luck. And go fukk yourself”
And dad leaves again.
Fast forward to Bambi knocking up the female deer who got her lashes done, and grew titties over the summer, with TWINS. Bambi repeats the cycle, and also becomes an absentee dad.
And don’t forget one of his best friends was this gay ass SKUNK, who I didn’t even realize was a boy until he grew up, and the voice changed.
I get he was self conscious about his body odor, but dude STAYED in the flowers, putting them behind his ear and shyt.
