Was Breh Insecure or Justified to Check Salt Bae's Actions?

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Imagine this happened to you. You think you've handled it and Salt Bae slinks away.

5 minutes later he's at another table, 45 feet away....but you can see him. And he can see you. And without taking his eyes off you, he goes through his routine and feeds another woman. Slinks to the back amidst the applause, but never looking away from you. You look back to your girl and she's looking at you with a wry smile. Suddenly her face changes!

You turn and it's Salt Bae with a tray of fresh cut fruit! Before you can react, he flicks a piece of pineapple at your girl who eagerly catches it in her tongue. The whole crowd erupts in applause as Salt Bae does it again! Another night, another broken home. Got 'em again, Salty. Got 'em again.
Lmao now I’m imagining this scenario but as some sort of fukkin comedy skit and I’m dyin
 

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Yeah, Salt Guy was really bout to take his chick cuz he fed her some steak that she (well, HE) ordered and paid for:why: make it make sense.


nikka act like he was about to put his finger or worse in her mouth. That's very much insecure behavior
 
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IDK but here's the thing I need to ask you bruhs defending “Salt Bae”...

Are y'all paying for the (assumed) delicious food or paying to see him? It's like y'all ain't pay to eat but paid to see him with the way y'all getting in a ruckus over this :mjtf::mjlol: like what y'all really came to the restaurant for 🤔?

🤣
 

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All for clout

now if he denied him with out posting it then whatever....


social media so damn short bus status
 

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My mom's friend is a germaphobe. She told the waiter beforehand that he can come, but don't sprinkle the salt on her plate. He respected their wishes.
 

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mr "no sir" is a clout demon.

im pretty sure you order that particular steak because you want him to come to your table and do that.

Otherwise youre just wasting your money
 

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He wasnt a bytch about it. Thought it would be worse.


But he is a bytch for knowing he will do that and post it to get attention for “checkin” salt buddy.

This generation of internet users are worthless clout whores.
 

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Honestly, I wouldn't give a shyt if it was my girl. That is some insecure shyt.
 
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