was God a deadbeat dad?

[Worthless Loser]

God let Jesus find a corner to "pray and talk to him" while God sat there with a red solo cup figuring out which country he was going wipe off the map for disobeying his orders or engaging in non-Heavenily Harlem activities.

 

[TEH]

You got a Father, a Son, and a Holy Ghost.

Father, Son, Ghost.

Mom's dead.

God’s are complete.

Asexual reproduction

 

[MMS]

rasta babble

believe in a sand god that replaced EL that was told to our people while we where picking cotton and farming for white "christians"


who uses "Ham" as the justification of our bondage





yet the same God can't beat iron chariots

Judges 1:19 says that though “the Lord was with Judah,” they “could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.”


Faith full of retcon stories forced on a boy king Josiah because the priest hood didn't want to work but wanted the tribes to pay the bills for them

You don’t understand Judges

Also El Shaddai is mighty (God of the Breasts)

 

[TL15]

Created you and never lets you meet him but your pure existence is proof he exists

Locks you out of his home and puts you out to fend for yourself

Your only way back into his home and in his good graces is to find proof that he is your father (amongst others that are also welcoming) and worshipping him endlessly until you die, enduring pain and suffering that you never asked for and that he can make you avoid, simply because it’s his will

Once you die you can join him in his home.

Sounds fair

 

[Paper Boi]

to my religious coli brehs i just think it's a flaw in the story told in the bible if you look at it with modern eyes

if you take the bible literally, even i as an agnostic think you're trippin

 

[boogers]

God is dog spelled backwards

NEGGED

#catset is #1 supreme times infinity. now and forever.

stay the fukk out the litterbox

 

[Pazzy]

NEGGED

#catset is #1 supreme times infinity. now and forever.

stay the fukk out the litterbox

Remember catset. Its December. No fap november is over. Im sure you know the saying of what happens to cats after the fap be careful.

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Heavenily Harlem activities.

 

[MrLogic]

You don’t understand Judges

Also El Shaddai is mighty (God of the Breasts)

I do because I never took scripture out of context like you just to have random commentary on life issues (There God was regional by the way not all knowing )

it was many ELOHIM

and EL is not YAHWEH

EL is the most high they added Yahweh and took all of EL personality and gave it to yahweh and ditched asherah during king Josiah reign


just like baal was EL son


Abraham dealt with EL because Abraham story is a cannanite story always will be


you young converts don't get it (I say young because it's clear most of you just started following the bible clearly in the self rightoues phase of it I been thier myself so I know)

I have 20+ years studying this stuff to point it's not true but folk lore interesting folk lore I admit

that's why I always post on it.

I'm not saying there is no creator of humanity


but the bible is the word of man not a being that you would Invoke (the actually meaning for God) is to call upon.


because 1 thing I know for certain not one christian have power to prove there one with GOD no anointing(according to scripture) just singing
no healing no nothing just reactionary babble to the secular world.



so it always will be the whole fear of death oh the after life this and after life that babble to have some type of "authority" over people.
but where in a different generation now they don't care

 

[MMS]

I do because I never took scripture out of context like you just to have random commentary on life issues (There God was regional by the way not all knowing )

it was many ELOHIM

and EL is not YAHWEH

EL is the most high they added Yahweh and took all of EL personality and gave it to yahweh and ditched asherah during king Josiah reign


just like baal was EL son


Abraham dealt with EL because Abraham story is a cannanite story always will be


you young converts don't get it (I say young because it's clear most of you just started following the bible clearly in the self rightoues phase of it I been thier myself so I know)

I have 20+ years studying this stuff to point it's not true but folk lore interesting folk lore I admit

that's why I always post on it.

I'm not saying there is no creator of humanity


but the bible is the word of man not a being that you would Invoke (the actually meaning for God) is to call upon.


because 1 thing I know for certain not one christian have power to prove there one with GOD no anointing(according to scripture) just singing
no healing no nothing just reactionary babble to the secular world.



so it always will be the whole fear of death oh the after life this and after life that babble to have some type of "authority" over people.
but where in a different generation now they don't care

speak for yourself

it doesnt seem like you understand the names El or YHWH

The amazing name El: meaning and etymology

An indepth look at the meaning and etymology of the awesome name El. We'll discuss the original Hebrew, plus the words and names El is related to, plus the occurences of this name in the Bible.

www.abarim-publications.com

or Asherah for that matter

The amazing name Asherah: meaning and etymology

An indepth look at the meaning and etymology of the awesome name Asherah. We'll discuss the original Hebrew, plus the words and names Asherah is related to, plus the occurences of this name in the Bible.

www.abarim-publications.com

the name El is holy for reasons that only make sense if you understand hebrew and the character Lamech.

once again... El Shaddai is mighty.

Isaiah 49:26 Hebrew Text Analysis

 

[TEH]

to my religious coli brehs i just think it's a flaw in the story told in the bible if you look at it with modern eyes

if you take the bible literally, even i as an agnostic think you're trippin

There’s symbolism, allegory and metaphor in it too … a lot of it … then too a lot of it is literal …

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

The kid had Joseph he was good.

We may have THE official literal GOD tier bait thread here.

Move over Future/Russ


God vs Joseph- who we siding with coli?

So who gone dare make the thread

 

[MMS]

We may have THE official literal GOD tier bait thread here.

Move over Future/Russ


God vs Joseph- who we siding with coli?

So who gone dare make the thread

if you wanna keep it 100

Potipherah the high priest of On (Ra) had it the worst

The amazing name Potiphera: meaning and etymology

An indepth look at the meaning and etymology of the awesome name Potiphera. We'll discuss the original Hebrew, plus the words and names Potiphera is related to, plus the occurences of this name in the Bible.

www.abarim-publications.com

his wife wanted Joseph, ends up settling with giving over his daughter

Potiphar's wife - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

but reading between the lines, they are spelling the Sun. To get (in hopes) the same pattern from Ramesses (Ra has fashioned him)

Egyptian speech tricks might be the most interesting thing both in and outside the bible

Spoiler

you be the judge

23. And she, in whose house he was, sought to seduce him. She closed the doors and said, "Come, you." He said, "[I seek] the refuge of Allāh. Indeed, He is my master, who has made good my residence. Indeed, wrongdoers will not succeed." 24. And she certainly determined [to seduce] him, and he would have inclined to her had he not seen the proof of his Lord. And thus [it was] that We should avert from him evil and immorality. Indeed, he was of Our chosen servants.

Mentally Imbalanced brehs how do you cope with life?

Post on The Coli. :dead:

www.thecoli.com

 

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Yup

 

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