Was I wrong for this breh?

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so check it breh i hit up this vegan shorty right and she invites me over to her crib im like cool maybe i can show her what a real one like me is all about:shaq:

but when i get there i see all these damn plants like this chick is running a damn garden up in here and im like "breh whats up with all these plants you trying to turn your crib into a damn jungle"

she starts going on and on about how plants are living beings too and how we should treat them with respect :dahell:im like breh i respect the hell out of some good kush but these plants aint doing nothing for me and I start getting all paranoid and stuf thinking she might be an undercover cac and I can't be having that not when Im Hollywood Piru :mjpls:

so after i hit that i decide to have a little fun i start throwing all her damn plants off the balcony like im tossing a damn football she comes running out all mad and stuff and i just take off running :myman:

shes yelling after me but i dont even care i block her number and just keep it moving .
 

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so check it breh i hit up this vegan shorty right and she invites me over to her crib im like cool maybe i can show her what a real one like me is all about:shaq:

but when i get there i see all these damn plants like this chick is running a damn garden up in here and im like "breh whats up with all these plants you trying to turn your crib into a damn jungle"

she starts going on and on about how plants are living beings too and how we should treat them with respect :dahell:im like breh i respect the hell out of some good kush but these plants aint doing nothing for me and I start getting all paranoid and stuf thinking she might be an undercover cac and I can't be having that not when Im Hollywood Piru :mjpls:

so after i hit that i decide to have a little fun i start throwing all her damn plants off the balcony like im tossing a damn football she comes running out all mad and stuff and i just take off running :myman:

shes yelling after me but i dont even care i block her number and just keep it moving .
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so check it breh i hit up this vegan shorty right and she invites me over to her crib im like cool maybe i can show her what a real one like me is all about:shaq:

but when i get there i see all these damn plants like this chick is running a damn garden up in here and im like "breh whats up with all these plants you trying to turn your crib into a damn jungle"

she starts going on and on about how plants are living beings too and how we should treat them with respect :dahell:im like breh i respect the hell out of some good kush but these plants aint doing nothing for me and I start getting all paranoid and stuf thinking she might be an undercover cac and I can't be having that not when Im Hollywood Piru :mjpls:

so after i hit that i decide to have a little fun i start throwing all her damn plants off the balcony like im tossing a damn football she comes running out all mad and stuff and i just take off running :myman:

shes yelling after me but i dont even care i block her number and just keep it moving .
Repent from homoism. Say no to gay. Gay is not the way. Repent now.
 

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nikka, you just hate plants so much that you decided to do this after you had sex with this woman in her home?

Like, what traumatic incident happened that you that a) you are debating the morality of this or b) decided frabricating this story was the way to spend a beautiful Friday evening?

You basically just catalyzed Poison Ivy's back story. Hope you got Batman on speed dial.
 

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Petty Vandross.. fukk Yall
What the bytch look like mane

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