Was Jack Dawson the biggest Simp of all time?

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

Brehs me and my chick were watching Titanic the other day. Last time I watched it I was in middle school. Now I have a mature mind obviously. This nikka was the godfather of all simps Jesus Christ.

1. He saved her from killing herself
Nikka saw a crazy biitch he wanted to fukk, about to kill herself and decided to save her. If that was some 300lb chick up there, he would have called the captain or some shiit and went to sleep. But NO. He wanted that suicidal pum pum. That's like seeing a chick being released from a psych ward and then you're like, "Say girl let me get that number though."

2. He started to fall in love with a thot
That biitch was engaged and was clearly a thot. She was on the same fukking boat with her fiance, who was actually a dude with money that was going to save her family, and was just thotting around with a bottom feeder. What kind of wack shiit is that?

3. He forgot who the fukk he was
If I ever smash a chick out of my league, breh I have to be a straight savage with it. Once that love shiit wears off, biitches are gonna be on some, "Nikka go get a job!" . You don't fall in love and try to steal that type of chick.

4. He only smashed once
Brehs imagine having a chick make you draw her naked and you don't even hit. Nikka only smashed her once in like a week.

5. Of course, the Nikka died for her
Nikka...

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Dawson from Dawson's Creek might have been a bigger simp considering Pacey fukked his bytch and he still had feelings for her

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

You could flip reverse it and say he was a pimp of the highest calibre. He made a bytch of a higher class not only aknowlegde him but think about him for the rest of her life. Think about it she was engaged to a Millionaire and he had fukk all and still he got the girl. That's like stealing a celebrities wife and making her fall for you, we all know bytches ain't looking at no broke ass nikkas especially when they have a millionaire. Unless your game is just that sharp and I guess his was that sharp.

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

You could flip reverse it and say he was a pimp of the highest calibre. He made a bytch of a higher class not only aknowlegde him but think about him for the rest of her life. Think about it she was engaged to a Millionaire and he had fukk all and still he got the girl. That's like stealing a celebrities wife and making her fall for you, we all know bytches ain't looking at no broke ass nikkas especially when they have a millionaire. Unless your game is just that sharp and I guess his was that sharp.

I doubt that. She wouldn't leave that rich nikka. Once she realizes how hard that broke life would be, she would go back to him on some "I made a mistake" bullshiit

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

Sane fir the bytch in the notebook and yeah I seen it.

 

[Dorian Breh]

Lowkey coli gold, this thread

 

[mr.africa]

Dawson from Dawson's Creek might have been a bigger simp considering Pacey fukked his bytch and he still has feelings for her

pacey also ended up with the chick in the end permanently.
and she was 'apparantly' dawson's soul mate.
king of simps

 

[ORDER_66]

Dawson from Dawson's Creek might have been a bigger simp considering Pacey fukked his bytch and he still had feelings for her

and Pacey got with HER in the end....

But dawson did move to hollywood and was getting that LA money tho...

 

[Michael's Black Son]

and Pacey got with HER in the end....

But dawson did move to hollywood and was getting that LA money tho...

Yeah, Dawson converted his Spielberg stanning into a career in Hollywood. So at least he kinda saved face.

 

[ORDER_66]

Yeah, Dawson converted his Spielberg stanning into a career in Hollywood. So at least he kinda saved face.

You know how many hollywood bytches was probably on his dikk tho....

I mean why you sweatin some high school chick you didnt even fukk or made a move on... He lacked the heart to make those moves on her and lost her...

 

[Saiyajin]

I remember even though I was young, I was feeling nauseous at how much of a simp this fakkit was

 

[ORDER_66]

I remember even though I was young, I was feeling nauseous at how much of a simp this fakkit was

Who Dawson???

 

[Saiyajin]

You could flip reverse it and say he was a pimp of the highest calibre. He made a bytch of a higher class not only aknowlegde him but think about him for the rest of her life. Think about it she was engaged to a Millionaire and he had fukk all and still he got the girl. That's like stealing a celebrities wife and making her fall for you, we all know bytches ain't looking at no broke ass nikkas especially when they have a millionaire. Unless your game is just that sharp and I guess his was that sharp.

she forgot about him and was riding the next man's dikk the moment she reached land

 

[Saiyajin]

Who Dawson???

idk the dude that died at the end of titanic played by Leo dicaprio

 

[JayGatsby]

jack was that guy.....

far from a simp