was jesus even real?

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wrong. religion is all about finding God. Christianity is believing that Jesus is our lord and savior. humans are apes? if humans evolved from apes then why are apes still around? shouldn't apes "evolve" as well? :ld:

but like i said we all have free will. if u don't believe God then good for u bruh. i'll pray for u.. :mjpls:
Yet you probably accept a lion being a relative of Mr. Snuffles
 

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Isnt jesus a character based on the egyptian sun god horus or something? i dunno tho cus i saw this on that zeitgeist documentary. apparently they have the same birthday and life story. born to virgin mother, performed miracles, child teacher etc. i dunno tho cus i have no source except that documentary. i should really do some more research.

Evolution of religion:
Ancient mystery religions (Babylon origin) -> Kabbalism -> Gnosticism/Christianity

Pagan God's to Christianity Reference:
Lebanon
Holy Father: Baal
Holy Son/Messiah: Tammuz
Holy Mother/Spirit: Ashtoreth

Phoenicians
Holy Father: El
Holy Son/Messiah: Bacchus
Holy Mother/Spirit: Astarte

Babylon
Holy Father: Belus
Holy Son/Messiah: Tammuz
Holy Mother/Spirit:
Rhea/Ishtar

Assyria
Holy Father: Ninus
Holy Son/Messiah: Hurcules
Holy Mother/Spirit: Beltis

Greece
Holy Father: Zeus
Holy Son/Messiah: Dionysus
Holy Mother/Spirit: Aphrodite

Rome
Holy Father: Jupiter
Holy Son/Messiah: Attis
Holy Mother/Spirit: Cybele, Diana

Egypt
Holy Father: Ra
Holy Son/Messiah: Osiris, Horis
Holy Mother/Spirit: Isis, Hathor

India
Holy Father: Vishnu
Holy Son/Messiah: Krishna
Holy Mother/Spirit: Isi, Devaki

China
Holy Father: Pan-Ku
Holy Son/Messiah: Yi
Holy Mother/Spirit: Heng-O, Ma Tsoopo

Mexico
Holy Father: Teotl
Holy Son/Messiah: Quetzalcoatl
Holy Mother/Spirit: Coattlicue

Scandinavia
Holy Father: Odin
Holy Son/Messiah: Balder
Holy Mother/Spirit: Frigg, Freyda

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Note: all you fact checkers, please excuse any minor hiccups. This list was used to document a point.

Also most religions stem from the assumption that light "is good" and dark "is evil". Hence why so many cultures reference "Sun Gods" and why Jesus would later be referred to as "God's Son".
 

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it funny ya'll credited cacs for Christianity (far from the truth) they devil worshiping asses don't believe in him
 

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so.....

wouldn't it be a good idea just to worship jesus or god (are they the same person?) to be on the safe side?
so when you die jesus isn't like "I told you I was real and you didn't believe me!" :ufdup:
I rather be on the safe side brehs :ehh:
 

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i've believe in God since the day I came out my mums vagina.

in being ape like creatures in 2014 brehs :laff:

Did "god" randomly decide to make Chimpanzees, gorillas, orangutans and monkeys share more than 95% of their DNA with humans? Was that around the same time it randomly gave us tailbones which serve no function now? :laff: what a terribly inefficient "designer" :troll:

I'm an ape, you are an ape. Every single human being is classified as an ape. Embrace it :blessed:
 
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