was jesus even real?

[Ethnic Cleansing]

Hell has pizza and soda, heaven has milk,bread, and some fukking honey.

Ironically your devil tried to get Jesus to turn rocks in to milk and bread and Jesus told him to go suck his dikk

 

[Thsnnor]

Oh please, lucifer was the true son of god. Lucifer had free will, jesus was a mindless puppet.

Jealousy is not becoming of you..... oh wait.

 

[TwistedMetal]

so.........

what if one DOES decide to worship satan and it turns out when you die...

you burn in hot lava w/ never ending pain with 50 ft half breeds with deer antlers walking around like in your avi

and jesus is like, "you know you up right?"

but it's too late

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

Rephrase that

According to you 1 can't be killed (he would smite he who attempted) and 1 was killed and is sitting in the right hand right now... Which seems like the more powerful/majestic side


#TeamYahwehJesus

 

[Nino Brown]

Jesus is lucifer, you ain't slick - removing the law and stealing praise and shine from your pops

You can't fool real nikkaz Son

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

Ironically your devil tried to get Jesus to turn rocks in to milk and bread and Jesus told him to go suck his dikk

Sorry I was busy, anyway. Jesus is a dumbass, he basically starved when he could've made food any fukking time

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

Jealousy is not becoming of you..... oh wait.

Jesus will never amount to lucipher

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

so.........

what if one DOES decide to worship satan and it turns out when you die...

you burn in hot lava w/ never ending pain with 50 ft half breeds with deer antlers walking around like in your avi

and jesus is like, "you know you up right?"

but it's too late

That will never happen.

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

According to you 1 can't be killed (he would smite he who attempted) and 1 was killed and is sitting in the right hand right now... Which seems like the more powerful/majestic side


#TeamYahwehJesus

Your logic is horrible.

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

So you hate cacs but love the characters they created to control us?

Who said I hate white people?

 

[TwistedMetal]

what does the devil look like?
like the creature in your avi? if so, I don't think I want to be around him

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

Sorry I was busy, anyway. Jesus is a dumbass, he basically starved when he could've made food any fukking time

The 40 day starvation was symbolic and was culminated with him telling Satan to fukk of.. What part of that story don't u get

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

what does the devil look like?
like the creature in your avi? if so, I don't think I want to be around him

Did u see the Pizza thread they just made

 

[TwistedMetal]

Did u see the Pizza thread they just made

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

The 40 day starvation was symbolic and was culminated with him telling Satan to fukk of.. What part of that story don't u get

It was dumb as hell, why would you starve to death when you have a brother that would help you?