Was the drill instructor too harsh or is he just too slow?

[Wiseborn]

My drill sergeant made me run in place holding my rifle over my head in his office one day for like an hour straight (for sneaking candy into my locker)... This mf doing paper work and then on the phone with his wife leaned back in his chair while I'm literally two feet from his desk hopping with a fukkin rifle over my head..

Him: hold on for a second baby. LIFT YOUR fukkIN KNEES PRIVATE!!! .... Ok I'm back babe.."

That's good PT. I fukked up and was 5 mins late once before a patrol in Afghanistan I was the gunner so I had to run around in circles in full battle ratttle with the 50 cal receiver over my head. That shyt was heavy as fukk.

 

[Wiseborn]

Yeah our drill instructors were hitting cussing and using racial slurs (monkey, black this And that. (All Mexican annd white boys) and had hot spit coming out they mouths yelling at you. His DI was trying to motivate him and not break him. His DI way nicer than mine

That's beyond the pale.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

In my Platoon we started with 65 dudes 34 actually graduated.

one mormon guy who we called Preach refused to do fire guard duty on saturdays so the drill said I thought I told you Mission first. No Problem I won't work you on saturday night you can do guard duty every other hour during the week.

Even with all of us doing most of his shifts he was still tired as shyt. They gave him the 240 on the last ruck march he fell behind and he didn't graduate.

My platoon had twin brothers. These pale nerdy looking CAC. They got fukked with the most.

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

I laugh when I see military dudes try to act tough in public.

Like stfu. You let instructors talk to you like you were on a casting couch and just smiled & said "YES SIR"

Spoiler

I still don't want no smoke with them though

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Think because you play Call of Duty you can do the real thing brehs

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Man our DI going off on a tiny white boy in our squad in basic training. White boy was wearing a necklace and the DI was all in his face about it. This lil mf started crying saying his 80 year old grandmother gave him that before he left home for good luck.. Mf drill instructor all in his grill shouting "IDGAF WHAT YOUR WHORE GRANNY GAVE YOU TAKE THIS PIECE OF shyt OFF NOWWWWW!!!!"...

We were all


And that was the first day there

 

[Charlie Hustle]

Light work! I was army back in the day and this fat cac female decided to get cake when they made it plan and clear that we couldn’t have sweets! Drill caught her and smoked us until folks started vomiting and crying on the bay floor. Then they turned around smoked us again after we cleaned the floor.


Hydration formation

 

[CW99]

He gave him sugar for the cameras. When he got back to the squad bay his ass was on the quarterback till chow

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

He gave him sugar for the cameras. When he got back to the squad bay his ass was on the quarterback till chow

 

[Wiseborn]

I laugh when I see military dudes try to act tough in public.

Like stfu. You let instructors talk to you like you were on a casting couch and just smiled & said "YES SIR"

Spoiler

I still don't want no smoke with them though

There's a limit. I forgot why but one of the Drill's challenged me to a fight. Not no training event but at the barracks at night. Maybe he was bullshytting but I thought that I was gonna fight him.

Same drill said some shyt that would've been way too far for me he asked one dude if he knew a Ms. Delaney. and when the guy said That's my mother Drill Sergeant The Drill said I just got off the phone with her we had phone sex she gave great head.

I was right there and I physically blanched the dude said It's just words.

He was kicked out a week later turns out he was going through a Heroin withdrawl. I never understood that again most people think that you go directly to basic training in reality you spend at least a couple weeks in limbo as your paperwork gets processed we didn't even do any PT we marched to the chow hall and stayed in the barracks till we went to the actual Boot Camp. Dude had to have been at Benning for almost two months by then.

 

[Wiseborn]

Gotta love the ol'Front back Go's They were the easiest way to smoke someone halfway in shape.

This kind of looks like it was for the cameras.

I heard they were illegal to do in the army, I did zillions of them

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Gotta love the ol'Front back Go's They were the easiest way to smoke someone halfway in shape.

This kind of looks like it was for the cameras.

I heard they were illegal to do in the army, I did zillions of them

The sandpits at Paris Island were

 

[Wiseborn]

Light work! I was army back in the day and this fat cac female decided to get cake when they made it plan and clear that we couldn’t have sweets! Drill caught her and smoked us until folks started vomiting and crying on the bay floor. Then they turned around smoked us again after we cleaned the floor.


Hydration formation

If you were a fat body they put stripes on your shirt so the DFAC workers knew not to give you any dessert. There was another system to identify dudes that needed to get double portions.

I learned to quickly eat the dessert first as it was easy to choke down because if you did anything other than wolf down food they'd say You're done get out

Needless to say there was always a smoke session after every meal.

We spent way more time in the Chow hall formation with the elaborate sayings than we did eating. I still remember the bullshyt we had to say.

 

[aSniperJones]

RAHHH.

 

[Wiseborn]

The sandpits at Paris Island were

Did yáll call it Front Back Go's?

When I got to AIT they still made us do it but it was more of a joke they would say On your Belly, On your Back, On your Feet Then they would clap their hands. If they took you to the sand pits you would be filthy by the time you were done. Of course they would say it extremely fast and they would mix it up to fukk you up.