Was the Virgin Mary really a hoe?

Edub

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WTF?! You wrote a whole lot of nothing there. shyt is below pseudo-philosophical and along the lines of completely nonsensical. SMH

All you had to do is say you weren't a believer....it would have sufficed:yeshrug:
 

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She had that old school mentality & she told Joe that she only does anal until marriage and then when she slipped up one night when Joe was on a pilgrimage & she got drunk off some wine and let her side guy hit the p*ssy. When Joe got back & she found out she was pregnant she first told Joe that when he came in her butt that the cum could have dripped down into her p*ssy and got her pregnant :skip:
 

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Virgin Mary is a mistranslation...

The translators mistook a word that meant young woman for virgin...


Controversial Bible Revision: About That ‘Virgin’ Thing… | TIME.com

Virgin Mary is a spiritual doctrine that was established by the Church...meaning they kinda sorta just said it's true becase we say it's true.
this.

the virgin birth doctrine doesn't even make sense in context of biblical prophecy. Joseph just hit before they had the ceremony, simple as that:yeshrug:






(but to answer the original question, Christians believe Joseph didn't believe Mary, he did think she was hoeing, and was gonna toss her to the bushes until an angel showed up and scared the shyt out him)
 

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this.

the virgin birth doctrine doesn't even make sense in context of biblical prophecy. Joseph just hit before they had the ceremony, simple as that:yeshrug:






(but to answer the original question, Christians believe Joseph didn't believe Mary, he did think she was hoeing, and was gonna toss her to the bushes until an angel showed up and scared the shyt out him)

@mattw1313 do you believe Jesus is the Son of God and rose from the dead?
 

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Something something about an IG thot and her pimp touring after one of her stories/video goes viral and rich nikkas bringing her "gifts/tips"
 
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