Was Your Moms BAD Back In The Day?

[bogey_j]

looked at old pics of momdukes circa 1977 pops dun lucked out son! even now she isn't flabby & sick. can't say the same for my dad

not gonna lie tho my dad looked kinda badass back then with his big afro & leather jacket posed up in front of his '79 black camaro. wish he kept it shyt looked like the gotdayum batmobile

 

[Black Cac]

Have fantasies about your mom brehs

 

[MillionMills]

The real question is, was your moms a whore/bedwench back in the day?

 

[skeetsinternal]

Yea.

 

[RiffRaff]

Both of my parents are incredibly good looking. My mom was Homecoming Queen/Prom Queen back in the day and still basically looks the same and my dad basically looks like a Boris Kodjoe & Will Smith hybrid. They are both almost 50 and are easily confused for early 30's. Back when they were still married they easily put any other couples their age to shame

I don't think I'm a horrible looking dude, but I should have come out looking like a model with those genes on my side, tf happened

 

[BodieBroadus]

 

[bogey_j]

The real question is, was your moms a whore/bedwench back in the day?

don't think so breh, pops cuffed at like her 17 I respect his game

 

[Brandon M.]

Both of my parents are incredibly good looking. My mom was Homecoming Queen/Prom Queen back in the day and still basically looks the same and my dad basically looks like a Boris Kodjoe & Will Smith hybrid. They are both almost 50 and are easily confused for early 30's. Back when they were still married they easily put any other couples their age to shame

I don't think I'm a horrible looking dude, but I should have come out looking like a model with those genes on my side, tf happened

the Queens from my school are now both obese and flabby, they're 27 smh

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Both of my parents are incredibly good looking. My mom was Homecoming Queen/Prom Queen back in the day and still basically looks the same and my dad basically looks like a Boris Kodjoe & Will Smith hybrid. They are both almost 50 and are easily confused for early 30's. Back when they were still married they easily put any other couples their age to shame

I don't think I'm a horrible looking dude, but I should have come out looking like a model with those genes on my side, tf happened

What's the milkman look like?

 

[RiffRaff]

What's the milkman look like?

I look like a darkskin version of my pops just some aesthetics could be better. Like I have a weird nose

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Yeah my moms was pretty cute back in the day. My dad had paper and was hood famous so she must have been bad for him to wife her.

 

[Valkcross]

I'm a girl so I can say this

Yes my mom was fine back in the day , she was often considered the most beautiful girl in the group. Her measurements were 38-26-38 at 5"6 and she looked like a brown skin Jayne Kennedy.

I inherited after my mom but I got a short ass height with my dad's light butternut squash skin

I also got my dad's goofiness and awkwardness so I am x-1000000000000000000000 less sexier

 

[Um. Ghouls]

This is a very Anglo-saxon thread.

 

[Spoonz]

Yes she was a legit dime and she's still pretty fine today

 

[Solo ✧✦✧]

She was nice looking and looked young for her age for a long time Wasn't quite a dime, but attractive.