Watching Twilight for the first time.

[hitmonlee]

I’m at home.

I meant which streaming platform

 

[CopiousX]

I heard blacks don't really make good vampires, plus they were up in Washington State

Off topic, but a black vampire is kinda a cheatcode. Melanin protects you from the sun and you still got all the powers and sht






As long as you stay away from pizza spices and catholic churches this is basically you...

 

[DonB90]

Off topic, but a black vampire is kinda a cheatcode. Melanin protects you from the sun and you still got all the powers and sht






As long as you stay away from pizza spices and catholic churches this is basically you...

I know breh I was just being clownish everyone knows the GOAT vampire is Blade

 

[Spence]

If the series was just about vampires it would’ve been decent, all that werewolf vs vampires shyt took me out of it.

Yeah and the early Twitter team Jacob team Edward nonsense was stupid too.

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

The throat I got while watching that first movie. The memories of that series was Impeccable. Watching Netflix and and then Netflix watching you appreciation>

 

[VoxSphere74]

Off topic, but a black vampire is kinda a cheatcode. Melanin protects you from the sun and you still got all the powers and sht






As long as you stay away from pizza spices and catholic churches this is basically you...

That's why those cacs don't want to do a Black vampire show or movie. They know Black vampires would be dominant.

Someone needs to do a show or movie about it though: Black vampires running things and giving cac vampires that work

 

[Elle Seven]

He is a 200 year old man dating a teenager

And American loved this pedo shyt

Ehhh..he was more like 90-something. He was supposed to have been turned at 17 himself while dying from the Spanish flu.

That said, now that you mention it though, I never considered vampire movies being used to covertly push the pedo stuff but I can see it.

The gross part was when the wolf fell in love with his daughter...definitely had a pedo vibe to that whole storyline.

 

[Duke Wy Lin]

50 shades of gray is probably next on OPs list.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

I couldn't find joy in those movies.

I'd rate the entire series an average of 2/5:

If your alternative is watching a blank TV screen, then go ahead.

The funniest thing I ever seen in a movie theater happened in the 4th one. If you make it that far youll know what I'm talking about. Seeing that shyt in a theater of hardcore fans - including the sexy woman who caused me to see these - was absolutely hilarious.

 

[Devilinurear]

Ehhh..he was more like 90-something. He was supposed to have been turned at 17 himself while dying from the Spanish flu.

That said, now that you mention it though, I never considered vampire movies being used to covertly push the pedo stuff but I can see it.

The gross part was when the wolf fell in love with his daughter...definitely had a pedo vibe to that whole storyline.

90 year old man has no business going to high school and dating 16 year Olds

 

[Tflasha]

It was a decent movie series

 

[africngiant]

 

[Amo Husserl]

How?
Thread link?

 

[east]

50 shades of gray is probably next on OPs list.

at least dakota johnson gives us something to look at in those, these are some of the few movies where kristen stewart and ashley greene don't show shyt

 

[africngiant]

How?
Thread link?

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/rip-gangsta-boo.954483/page-4#post-48072613

i think it was this one