Watching Twilight for the first time.

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You sure speak like a tough guy while you are huddled comfortably on your mamas couch with your little snuffy and favorite comfort foods watching TWILIGHT :umad:
Worry about cleaning the dried cum stains off your lil figurines.
 

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If Kristen Stewart wasn’t such a shyt actor and the writing wasn’t so terrible this series could’ve actually been decent.

Wife had to drag me into each of these except the last 2 that I still haven’t seen since they were progressively garbage in each new release :beli:
 
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There's so much shyt to watch on tv and online... and you willingly picked twilight which was a garbage vampire series... :mjlol: :dead: jesus christ... i imagine if your girl forced you to watch it but you willingly picked it...:dead:
I was forced into a whole marathon. All 4. I was on my phone most of the time, but the level of corniness was asinine. This is why girls have this unrealistic Prince Charming fantasy. Scenes of them just laying in a field holding hands, and starring at each other and shyt
 

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I was forced into a whole marathon. All 4. I was on my phone most of the time, but the level of corniness was asinine. This is why girls have this unrealistic Prince Charming fantasy. Scenes of them just laying in a field holding hands, and starring at each other and shyt

The series wasnt even that good either.. the whole baby with the human face and jacob imprinting on her, was PEDO-ish asf!!! :russ:
 

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If Kristen Stewart wasn’t such a shyt actor and the writing wasn’t so terrible this series could’ve actually been decent.

Wife had to drag me into each of these except the last 2 that I still haven’t seen since they were progressively garbage in each new release :beli:
If the series was just about vampires it would’ve been decent, all that werewolf vs vampires shyt took me out of it.
 

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If the series was just about vampires it would’ve been decent, all that werewolf vs vampires shyt took me out of it.

Plus underworld did that concept way better... my ex was mad because i said they are not werewolves... they are shapeshifters there's a difference... :mjgrin:

she was so mad... :mjlol: :bryan: :dead: ruined the whole movie for her...
 
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