Way to invest $2,000 ?

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Tryna grow it..12months have be like 2100...or some don't just sitting there...ideally more.

What to do?

Stocks? Easystart certificate?

 

[Savvir]

Lowball a nikka for an m1 macbook pro on offerup. Load it full of bootleg photoshop, Premiere and illustrator software. Sell for 250-350 more within 2-3 days.

Works well if you have a university in your city.

 

[UpAndComing]

You could buy a Lawnmower, and make side money mowing lawns in your neighborhood

 

[Elim Garak]

I think the market is too volatile right now maybe looking for one if those checking or savings accounts that gives you a bonus for opening it and keeping the money in it for x amount of time.

 

[Slow Moving]

Buy amd when it reaches sub 40

 

[old_timer]

Produce a low budget horror movie
Enter it into some random film festivals
Then profit!!

 

[Jekyll]

Learn options trading. Don’t buy more than $300-$400 worth on a play.

 

[bill riser]

Buy amd when it reaches sub 40

Or buy intel while it's still low. Their stock was around 25 a few weeks ago. A few months ago it was around 50. But when those new fabrication plants kick off in 2024-2025, the stock is guaranteed to skyrocket.

 

[Remote]

Learn options trading. Don’t buy more than $300-$400 worth on a play.

You’re gonna go broke listening to this guy.

 

[Slow Moving]

Or buy intel while it's still low. Their stock was around 25 a few weeks ago. A few months ago it was around 50. But when those new fabrication plants kick off in 2024-2025, the stock is guaranteed to skyrocket.

That company is value trap is been losing market share to amd for while now.

 

[Jekyll]

You’re gonna go broke listening to this guy.

He’d be having 20k weeks if he listened to me. He’d be broke like you if he stayed scared like you though.

 

[CopiousX]

Tryna grow it..12months have be like 2100...or some don't just sitting there...ideally more.

What to do?

Stocks? Easystart certificate?

Buy grain futures and immediately sell after Putin bombs a port in Odessa or backs out of the deal with Turkey again. Pretty reliable stream of income

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

give it to me, i got you fam

 

[Remote]

He’d be having 20k weeks if he listened to me. He’d be broke like you if he stayed scared like you though.

Telling someone who wants to make money to “learn options trading” is among the worst financial advice ever given.

It’s complex, and risky as fukk. It’s far more likely that any gains are the result of simply being lucky and happening to fall on the side that a market maker/hedge fund (I’m looking at you, Citadel) chooses at any given point than it is whatever stupid fukkin strategy you think you have to beat the market.

He’d have a better shot at doubling his money by going to a roulette table and tossing it all on black.

You goofy fukk.

 

[Egomaniacal1]

$500 on your favorite altcoin.
$500 on your favorite short stock.
$500 on an Amazon pallet of returns to flip.
And $500 to hedge at the casino on roulette….always bet on black.