Wayans Bros Appreciation Thread

[JayStarwind]

rewatching

Why did Shawn think Dee was fat? He was always cracking fat jokes about her

Marlon would kinda but he just talked about how big her titties was and how she had a fat ass

Sometimes Pops too. On the first episode of season 5 when Pops brings pizza, they offer Dee a slice and she's showing restraint because she's on a diet. Pops says "Well if that doesn't work Dee, I'll chain yo big ass to that radiator"

Jokes used to just fly back then.

 

[DAT NICCA KELSO]

Watching the episode where their house gets robbed

TC: Oh I see when something happens blame the brother whose done some time. Marlon we been friends for years. You're acting like I'm some criminal.

Marlon: Negro you IS

TC: Get the hell out of my house
Marlon: I don't know why. Half my stuff is already here.

Shawn: I hope you didn't drop dime on TC
Marlon: I dropped a whole roll of dimes

Cop: Whats his full name?
Marlon: T period C period.
Shawn. I think it stands for Tacky Convict.
Cop: I found it. Bring out Thelonious Capricornio.
Shawn and Marlon: Thelonious Capricornio?
Shawn: Yall should arrest his parents

 

[Dat916nigga]

Watching the episode where their house gets robbed

TC: Oh I see when something happens blame the brother whose done some time. Marlon we been friends for years. You're acting like I'm some criminal.

Marlon: Negro you IS

TC: Get the hell out of my house
Marlon: I don't know why. Half my stuff is already here.

Shawn: I hope you didn't drop dime on TC
Marlon: I dropped a whole roll of dimes

Cop: Whats his full name?
Marlon: T period C period.
Shawn. I think it stands for Tacky Convict.
Cop: I found it. Bring out Thelonious Capricornio.
Shawn and Marlon: Thelonious Capricornio?
Shawn: Yall should arrest his parents

I still at when Shawn and Marlon go to catch the Sweet Tooth Bandit and they start talking to that bad Latina at the bar

Marlon: Ay mamita!

Shawn: Hey, Gloria Estefan “I can’t stay away from you”

(Shawn turns to Marlon while Latina leaves)

Marlon: Get her number, get her number

(Shawn turns to see an ugly nikka)

Shawn: Ew!

Marlon:

 

[b. woods]

I still at when Shawn and Marlon go to catch the Sweet Tooth Bandit and they start talking to that bad Latina at the bar

Marlon: Ay mamita!

Shawn: Hey, Gloria Estefan “I can’t stay away from you”

(Shawn turns to Marlon while Latina leaves)

Marlon: Get her number, get her number

(Shawn turns to see an ugly nikka)

Shawn: Ew!

Marlon:

Marlon with the at the bolded because he knew what was about to happen

 

[b. woods]

When they caught the "Sweet Tooth Bandit":

Sweet Tooth Bandit: I only did this to get money to fix my teeth. (smiles and shows them his disgusting-ass fukked-up grill)

Marlon: Ew.

Forget the police, we taking you to the dentist.

(forces him out of the apartment) Let's go, Cavity Creep.

Get yo rotten behind on.

 

[DAT NICCA KELSO]

The Drama For Yo Mama episode.

Marlon: Damn. I haven't seen Dee this sad since they canceled Amen *tries to hide laugh*

 

[distinguishedNOW]

I randomly said dropped this line a couple weeks ago (exactly like Marlon too) and it took me a minute to remember where I got it from

 

[b. woods]

The HBOmax versions have extended scenes

 

[b. woods]

Nah, they are not talking about the change in the theme song for the last couple of seasons (produced by Marlon & Omar Epps interestingly)...
If you watch the first couple of seasons now on HBOMax, Electric Relaxation has been replaced by some generic song with a dude going "girl I'm gonna show you something nice" or some BS like that....that was never there on the original runs or the syndication airings.

WTF?!!?!

 

[lightskin jermaine]

The girl Marlon and Shawn were fighting over on the Maury episode

 

[patscorpio]

the first season wasnt that bad...cuz if it was..i would have never made it to season 2 when it was on

the first ep i watched that made me laugh like a goon was that goop hair it is ep with gary coleman..which was the pilot i think...shyt was jokes

 

[Silkk]

the first season wasnt that bad...cuz if it was..i would have never made it to season 2 when it was on

the first ep i watched that made me laugh like a good was that goop hair it is ep with gary coleman..which was the pilot i think...shyt was jokes

It wasn’t that bad….

But it was NOWHERE near seasons 3-5

 

[DamienWayne]

It wasn’t that bad….

But it was NOWHERE near seasons 3-5

I think the network gave them more freedom , they were getting away with so much censors probably had no idea what they were talking about

 

[paidNfull]

The girl Marlon and Shawn were fighting over on the Maury episode

Jerry Springer dumb azz

 

[Tribal Outkast]

They started back running these on tv. It’s definitely one of the top sitcoms.