Wayans Bros Appreciation Thread

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Originalman said:
Man the shyt that still gets me rolling to this day is when pops was acting crazy. I think for Marlon cause he was trying to scare off a woman.

Pops sitting at the dinner table blurting out crazy shyt. Talking about michael jackson is a puerto rican...:laff::laff::laff::laff:

I still use that joke to this day.
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"OJ HANDED ME A BLACK BAG! :damn: SHHHH!!!"

His character's backstory was that he was struck by lightning while installing bootleg cable and suffered Tourette Syndrome as a result. :mjlol:

They had to pose as that dysfunctional family in order to "verify" the story, or else they would have been incarcerated for defrauding a charitable organization. :ufdup:

At the end when that white woman, who claimed to be blind with 20 disabled kids, finessed them out of the cash prize and drove off in a brand-new whip, Pops yelled "HEY, YOU OL RAY CHARLES HO!!! :stopitslime:" at her and chased after her with his belt. :laff:
 
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b. woods said:
I can't remember which episode it was in :patrice:, but Marlon was eating in the diner, and it went:

Marlon: Yo Pops, you really outdid yourself. :myman: This meatloaf is slammin!!! :whew:

Pops: That's not meat. :comeon:

Marlon: :gucci: :dahell: :scusthov: :damn:

There is ALWAYS some fukkery going on with Pops's cooking. :mjlol:
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:russ:

Like that episode when Shawn, Marlon and Dee found out that Pops was in the Temptones

Shawn, Marlon and Dee: Ah-ha!! Busted!! :ufdup::lolbron:

Pops: If you’re talking about the steaks I sold yesterday, nobody was complaining when they were winning by a nose at the track :yeshrug:

Dee: Ugh!! I had two of those :scust:

Pops: They were good, weren’t they? :jawalrus:

Shawn: (neighing like a horse) Well for-ge-ee-ee-ee-et the steaks :troll:

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Dat916nikka said:
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Like that episode when Shawn, Marlon and Dee found out that Pops was in the Temptones

Shawn, Marlon and Dee: Ah-ha!! Busted!! :ufdup::lolbron:

Pops: If you’re talking about the steaks I sold yesterday, nobody was complaining when they were winning by a nose at the track :yeshrug:

Dee: Ugh!! I had two of those :scust:

Pops: They were good, weren’t they? :jawalrus:

Shawn: (neighing like a horse) Well for-ge-ee-ee-ee-et the steaks :troll:

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When they were reading that article on the Temptones, it mentioned how Pops participated in a Chili-Cookoff at the County Fair the group were performing at, and his chili put 6 people in the hospital. :mjlol:
 
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Silkk said:
Marlon when Jaleeta got hit at Rick's diner :laff:




She had to turn her face down not to laugh at him :laff:
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Pops: :childplease: Marlon, BRING YO ASS!!!!!!! :ufdup:

:russ: When Marlon fought Rick's employee while Pops and Rick fought:

(Employee tries forcing a plunger on Marlon's face)

Marlon: (straining to block it) MUST... REMOVE... PLUNGER... OUTTA... MY... FACE. :huhldup:

IT... SMELLS... LIKE..... ASS!!!!!!! :damn:

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St_clair_Og said:


My love going BANG BANG BANG!!!
You betta run for cover you Sweeset LittleThang...
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Pops: ♪What's that sound that goes in the night? :patrice:

Shawn: :stylin:

Pops: ♪The sound I hear when I'm holdin ya tight :hug:

Marlon: ♪HOLDIN YA TIIIIIGHT!!!!!!! :damn:

:mjlol: :laff:

"Alberta" is DEFINITELY not from or anywhere near Harlem. :dame:
 
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dagodmcizme said:
When ole boy knocked dude out the chair.

:mjlol:
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BeeGoinCrazy said:
when bruh said "lightskin brothas we are making a comeback" :laff:
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Light-skinned brother: I got the better car :win:, the better crib :boss:, and I DEFINITELY got the better girl. :banderas: (shows Jerry her picture)

Jerry: Whoa. :whoo:

Light-skinned brother: :myman:

Jerry: You know they say "A picture is worth a thousand words", but I can think of four: "She is a fox. :whew:"

Brown-skinned brother: :stopitslime: Well Jerry, here's four more: (counts on his fingers) "AND A HO, TOO! :pacspit: :camby:"

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:mjlol: Marlon describing dating Dee's sister Natalie as like biting into a York Peppermint Patty, and he gets the sensation that he is skiing down the tallest mountain in Switzerland naked :dame: in the cold, screaming "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! :krs:"

Shawn: Ew! :scust: I hate to see what you would do for a Klondike Bar. :dame:
 
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b. woods said:
:russ: The episode when Pops wanted to sell the family's home and Shawn and Marlon tried to prevent it
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Shawn dressed as Pops :dead:

Shawn: Who are you?
Pops: I'm Pops Williams.
Shawn: No you're not.
White lady: Who is he?
Shawn: I'm Pops Williams. Back up off me brother. *looks at white lady* Now don't you see the madness we have to go through all up in here. *looks at Pops* I take my belt off and whip you ass.
*takes belt off and whips Pops*

:russ::russ::russ:
 
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