Ways to kick girls out your house. The cheat code

[DaddyFresh]

I just text the homie and he already know the routine. Calls me and acts like he stuck somewhere and I tell him I’ll be there in 20
Minutes

Never fails. And girls will text me later was your boy straight? ​

 

[Knowledge]

Just tell her she gotta go, and say it like you mean it.

In today's climate, that's just asking for a rape charge in America

 

[CoochieMane]

I never brought chicks to the crib

 

[Shadow King]

I look her deeply in the eyes and ask her


So what you bout to do?

Such a simple statement, but it establishes
1. You gotta go
2. I'm not going w you
3. I'm not involved in the planning of where your going either
4&5. Women hate rejection, and love to argue so I've killed two birds w one stone. I've rejected you in a way you can't argue. No non-crazy female is going to act desperate and beg to stay. Even if she has nowhere to go she will get on the phone and get on her way

At midnight on Tuesday she ain't doing nothing though

See, this is why you don't bring em over in the first place. Go to their place or get a room. Y'all be having hoes staying in the bed n shyt while y'all go to work only to come back to her having a toothbrush next to yours

Some nikkas ain't tryna pay $80+ for a room every time you wanna smash.

 

[2stainz]

thats why I strictly fukk hoes in bandos, that way we both leave when its over

 

[razassin]

I tell hoes I'm about to go to the gym.

Hoes hate going to the gym.

this shyt right here got me weak

Like you just fukked the shyt out a bytch for 2 hours, you all sweaty and shyt, dehydrated... but you gotta go to the gym



Aint gonna lie, ima try this one day

 

[Knowledge]

At midnight on Tuesday she ain't doing nothing though

Some nikkas ain't tryna pay $80+ for a room every time you wanna smash.

Last time I paid for a hotel was like last year. What's wrong with smashing at their place?

 

[Reno89]

Either tell her that she has to leave, or make sure she has her own place, and only go over her place to smash. If she does not have her own place, only bring her over to smash during the day

 

[Shadow King]

Last time I paid for a hotel was like last year. What's wrong with smashing at their place?

They be wanting to "escape" to a man's place...and their shyt be messy.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

these excuses will be used on your daughters some day

 

[Brandeezy]

I was watching this Netflix movie the other day where breh takes home a tinder date, she spends the night, he wakes up late for work, tells her to lock up and he dips

Breh comes home 8+ hours later to this broad cooking dinner with the music on talking about "Hey try this" when he walks in

 

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

I was watching this Netflix movie the other day where breh takes home a tinder date, she spends the night, he wakes up late for work, tells her to lock up and he dips

Breh comes home 8+ hours later to this broad cooking dinner with the music on talking about "Hey try this" when he walks in

what movie is this breh

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

never had that happen. that sounds like something a bum ass woman would do...

 

[Serious]

this shyt right here got me weak

Like you just fukked the shyt out a bytch for 2 hours, you all sweaty and shyt, dehydrated... but you gotta go to the gym



Aint gonna lie, ima try this one day

Nah I actually used to go to the gym afterwards.

Just didn't have the same motivation though.

 

[Brandeezy]

what movie is this breh