Ways Vince McMahon would ruin Lucha Underground if WWE acquired it

[Mr. Negative]

"Ladies and gentlemen... PENTAGONNNNNN JUUNNIIIOOORRRRR!!!!!"

 

[stro]

This is pathetic. Creating impossible hypotheticals to get mad at shyt. I thought this place was better than that.

 

[jackswstd]

Trips 20 minute promos would eat up most of the show

 

[AquaCityBoy]

"Have our Gift of Gods Champion get pinned every week in tag matches!

"

 

[I-Hate-You]

This is pathetic. Creating impossible hypotheticals to get mad at shyt. I thought this place was better than that.

Come on now. Mad is what we do.

 

[TheGodling]

This is pathetic. Creating impossible hypotheticals to get mad at shyt. I thought this place was better than that.

Yeah, enough genuine reasons to be about Vince's decisions that we don't really need to make up new ones.

 

[Hoss]

This is pathetic. Creating impossible hypotheticals to get mad at shyt. I thought this place was better than that.

The fukk?

All I see is comedy and creativity in this thread.

Only poster here who looks mad is you.

 

[stro]

The fukk?

All I see is comedy and creativity in this thread.

Only poster here who looks mad is you.

This is the most Reddit thread I've ever seen here.

 

[XII]

This is pathetic. Creating impossible hypotheticals to get mad at shyt. I thought this place was better than that.

Yeah, enough genuine reasons to be about Vince's decisions that we don't really need to make up new ones.

When have we ever let any of that stop us from getting jokes off

 

[TheAlbionist]

- Stephanie sitting on Hunter's lap in the Shao Khan throne.

- Dario Cueto on play-by-play. Johnny Ace as on screen promoter. Pat Patterson and Vince Dunne on booking.

- Pentagon Jnr banned for 6 months after every performance.

- Mil Muertes to drop the mask, turn face and report to Make-A-Wish ASAP.

- Drago costumes for the under 4s.

- Prince Puma renamed Prince TapOut in case of sportswear licensing issues.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Make the wrestle "WWE "style

Only let 1 person wrestle lucha

 

[Vice Queen]

This is pathetic. Creating impossible hypotheticals to get mad at shyt. I thought this place was better than that.

Respectfully, shut the fukk up.


To the thread, all the women would be some variation of the spicy Latina trope.

Texano comes out on a horse, but not like he did when he won the Mega Championship at Guerra de Titanes back in 2012, but comically, like a goofy ass cowboy.

Cuerno probably would be like Elmer Fudd.

Mil Muertes would be a chicken shyt heel hiding behind Catrina.

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Vince probably likes LU as it is. Lotta stereotypes going on there.

 

[HYDRO]

Bring in the mexicools and have them win the trios championship DAMMIT

Juvenile Guerrara still owes me one and have Rey bring me one of those steak wraps while your at it !!! DUNN

youre joking but the mexicools in lucha underground would be dope...they could be their new day lol

 

[mrken12]

This is the most Reddit thread I've ever seen here.

I wouldn't know. I don't check out their wrestling section.