Ways Vince McMahon would ruin Lucha Underground if WWE acquired it

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Well hello Catrina!

 

[Another Man]

This is the most Reddit thread I've ever seen here.

Then fukking exit it you stupid fukk, this thread is hilarious

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Cuerno probably would be like Elmer Fudd.

"Rudo season!"

"Tecnico season!"

"Rudo season!"

"Tecnico season!"

"Tecnico season!"

"Rudo season!"

"You're both fired."

 

[Another Man]

Money in the Bank would be reintroduced as the Cartel Cash Grab match
Cage match = Border jump match Whoever hops the fence first wins
He'd also find new plugs and better coke, easily

 

[richaveli83]

Phase out the word lucha...replace it with Latino Entertainment...refers to performers as"the help"

 

[John Reena]

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"Those vignettes, we're getting rid of those. They don't fit in with my vision of Latino Entertainment."

 

[Lo-Co]

One day Big Show walks backstage to the Lucha Underground catering area


Vince:

We need to make Big Show a killer again Lucha underground needs a monster, look at his arms..
DAMMIT, DUNN I got it.Have Show dye his beard black.

Kevin Dunn:

ok,ok whatever you say boss (goes back to gnawing on production equipment)

Vince: I said now. He's Latino now DAMMIT

SPIC HIM UP

Noooooooooooooooo

 

[Kid Kash]

Ok, we're going to need a new top star, as a masked champion will never get over. See Rey Mysterio, he got boo'd the last Royal Rumble, and he was a champion.

Cage, you will be put in a stable with Catrina and "Masked" Mil Muertes (we will call him "Triple M" as of now) and you three will open every show with a 20-minute in-ring promo.

Puma, Pentagon and Drago will be a new 3-man tag team, putting over the disciples of death.

Ivelisse and Sexy star will have to tone down their style and will be trained by Eva Marie

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

Ivelisse and Sexy star will have to tone down their style and will be trained by Eva Marie