onelastdeath
Banned
His mother let him go out in the worst way just because she wouldn't own up to her actionsJesus was raised by the ultimate save-a-hoe
So he became the ultimate save-a-hoe
We can all agree That the Virgin Mary had to be a grimey thot right?
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Lil Gangsta
Toronto Driftwood Crip
I wish i could rep u twiceJesus was raised by the ultimate save-a-hoe
So he became the ultimate save-a-hoe
HopeKillCure
Banned
Chuuuuurch!
The Joseph treatment has to be one of the worst things a man can go through. Yet, the bible hardly talks about him like that. Man woke up 1 day with his wife knocked up and he never touched it. His wife calling it a miracle, but everyone else in the village
at his ass for believing that shyte. A lot of modern-day Joseph nikkas out here still, can't imagine the pain it must cause someone to know they girl getting worked by another man, to have everyone else know, but have no proof to call her out.
The Joseph treatment has to be one of the worst things a man can go through. Yet, the bible hardly talks about him like that. Man woke up 1 day with his wife knocked up and he never touched it. His wife calling it a miracle, but everyone else in the village
at his ass for believing that shyte. A lot of modern-day Joseph nikkas out here still, can't imagine the pain it must cause someone to know they girl getting worked by another man, to have everyone else know, but have no proof to call her out.
onelastdeath
Banned
Great minds
i was literally thinking about this about a week ago +
the girl got pregnant by a random dude...left the hood and came back on some immaculate conception shyt.
I swear on my life I was thinking about this weeks ago. only on the coli
onelastdeath
Banned
Chuuuuurch!
The Joseph treatment has to be one of the worst things a man can go through. Yet, the bible hardly talks about him like that. Man woke up 1 day with his wife knocked up and he never touched it. His wife calling it a miracle, but everyone else in the village
Turk
Young, Gifted, and Black
Some even more troubling questions to ponder
Assuming the virgin birth is true and the Trinity too.....didn't Jesus essentially impregnate his own mother?
Didn't the Christian god basically force himself on Mary? What do you think would have happened to her if she said no to a supposedly omnipotent being? Could she even refuse him?
Assuming the virgin birth is true and the Trinity too.....didn't Jesus essentially impregnate his own mother?
Didn't the Christian god basically force himself on Mary? What do you think would have happened to her if she said no to a supposedly omnipotent being? Could she even refuse him?
Elle Driver
Veteran
Wont he do it 
onelastdeath
Banned
Some even more troubling questions to ponder
Assuming the virgin birth is true and the Trinity too.....didn't Jesus essentially impregnate his own mother?
Didn't the Christian god basically force himself on Mary? What do you think would have happened to her if she said no to a supposedly omnipotent being? Could she even refuse him?
How would she even give consent to a spirit ?
The Holy Spirit is a deadbeat rapist
Running through women and not even giving them an option on whether or not they'd like to enter motherhood.
Turk
Young, Gifted, and Black
onelastdeath
Banned
Either a lying thot, or a rapist spirit. Christianity has to take the L either way
Lil Gangsta
Toronto Driftwood Crip
God put a molly in Mary's spiritual drank
Jesus H. Christ
I died for your sins
Oh so God got you pregnant huh?
A nikka In the sky gave you a baby huh?
You ain't never let nobody hit but you pregnant?
You were engaged to Joseph and then the Holy Spirit nutted in you and you got pregnant with a baby?
Tell me this doesn't sound like the ultimate thot
She probably had a man far Far away, was out onjourneys when Joseph was praying and got pregnant. She probably killed that nikka too so he couldn't say anything
Let your girl convince you that she's a virgin and got pregnant by a spirit brehs.
the Virgin Mary was the first single mom to catch a simp slippin and make him take care of her child
And got the ring
But your mom stay screaming my name when she gets nutted on till this day
Jesus was raised by the ultimate save-a-hoe
So he became the ultimate save-a-hoe
Yo momma ain't shyt too
onelastdeath
Banned
She ain't een know itGod put a molly in Mary's spiritual drank
