Rawnopullout’ing with no socks on because I don’t care if her man comes home and shoots me… She’s in love under new management now, waking up extra early to gently lift her sleeping head so I can move my arm that spent all night numb because I lied when she asked if her head was heavy and if it was putting my arm to sleep. Tip toe’ing to the kitchen butt ass naked to put some eggo waffles in the toaster, while I cook her semi-watery scrambled liquid egg whites straight out the carton with a dash of pepper and cilantro, hand washing her post gym dirty laundry, using a tooth brush to clean the scuff marks off her gym shoes, picking up the phone when her mom calls, sending her mom an edible arrangement on her birthday because she’s special too, taking her car to get detailed by the j’s behind the oil change place, putting $40 cash in her purse where I would normally steal $40 from and sneak out, no more of that! I’m born again and saved now, working out family budgets, and fixing our credit, hand washing her wigs and hair pieces, wiping off her gym equipment when she’s done using it, matching and folding her socks on laundry day, throwing away all condoms and replacing them with pregnancy tests, hand chopping fruit, pre-making meals for corresponding workout days, I’m doing all that shyt.
