We might have to question Rocko’s lineage

[FBGPlank]

 

[Still Benefited]

Guess they make you take off toupees when you get proccessed. Could be hiding something under there

 

[Kingshango]

Head shaped like Victor Baxter.

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Whoooooooooooooa......... they snatched the unit off his ass for that mugshot......... probably was laughing they ass off......... this will be of more consequences to him than the arrest.........DAMN....... not scared straight, but ashamed straight........ you can see the sharp line that leads to nowhere on that mug..........

 

[pawdalaw]

Dizaaaamn!

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

Isn't this an fba hairline lol

 

[newworldafro]

Isn't this an fba hairline lol

Civil Rights Movement was fought so we can diasporically identify hairline country of origin

 

[Heafcliffe]

Got dat Sherman Hemsley.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Get arrested for ..

brehs

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Depending on his prison job, breh might come home with a future in dry cleaning.

 

[lurker emeritus]

hair really changes everything

 

[The ADD]

Hairpiece all this time

We ain’t even know it

 

[Illuminatos]

Cop: “Ok sir we’re gonna take your mugshot photo. Please take off your hat.”
Rocko:

Cop: “Um, no sir, not that hat.”
Rocko:

 

[duck]

Imagine early 2000s rubba band man TI trying to fit one of the quarter sideways baseball hats on that dome

 

[Lexx Diamond]

Anti-personnel head looking ass fool. A full body shot would have made him look like a torpedo/missile. Airdropping bad behavior in your neighborhood or blowing up your beach parties. Looking like his hairpiece comes with a line level and mini scaffolds. His barber needs at least a 2 year Engineering degree.