Weird chics from your past

[TNOT]

I'm sitting here at work bored as fukk,band was thinking about a 2 to 3 year stretch where I met some of the weirdest chicks ever.

I'm a normal guy, I like normal shyt, but for whatever reason I attracted weirdness.

One chick I met seemed to be normal, after we fukked a couple of times she felt generous enough to give me sloppy toppy. She unbuckled and unzippped my pants, and told me to lay down and give her blanket.

I'm like is she cold?? I even offered to turn the ceiling fan off.....

She was like no I'm not cold, I don't want you to stare at me while I suck your dikk! She takes the blanket and covers here entire head and goes to work

That's how it was with her.....


I met another chick who would only like to fukk when she was at work I just assumed she had an ol man at he crib. What made this weird was that she worked nights at a nursing home. She would find an empty room and that's where we handled the business.

Hearing the residents page her while she's getting her back blown out is not something you forget.

Also all nursing homes smell the same......

I never asked but, I always assumed the room was empty because some one had passed away.

 

[AmenhotepIV]

What in the hell

 

[intruder]

Where do i start? When i first moved to Atlanta i used to meet all kinds of weirdos online

#1 This one chick i met on Craigslist Strictly Platonic section had me come over to her spot to watch TV with her. Thick black american chick from VA, i think. She had just had surgery so she couldnt go out. She wanted me to just come lay in the bed with her and just watch TV and talk and no fukking. We wound up fukking that same night. Good head and all. THen after one last round of fukking around 4AM I went into her bathroom and saw what appeared to be an entire a bible verse written in lipstick on the mirror
Had me like .
I couldnt understand much of it but i wasnt gonna stick around long to figure it out either. She also had a huge knife on the vanity. I mean HUGE knife. By then she was sleeping so i hauled ass. It was already 5AM anyway. (i got there after midnight) SHe's text me many times after and id answer but never went back there.

#2 THis other chick i met on Craigslist again - Haitian chick but super weirdo. Anyway she was a freak and i wanted to fukk but she refused to let me fukk unless her sugar daddy could watch. I never met the sugar daddy but i wasnt about to do no sh!t like that. I'm still cool with her. Damn how time flies. Known this brawd for almost 10 years now.

Man, with all the chicks i met on craigslist and friendster back in the day i could have this thread goiing on for days.

 

[TNOT]

Where do i start? When i first moved to Atlanta i used to meet all kinds of weirdos online

#1 This one chick i met on Craigslist Strictly Platonic section had me come over to her spot to watch TV with her. Thick black american chick from VA, i think. She had just had surgery so she couldnt go out. She wanted me to just come lay in the bed with her and just watch TV and talk and no fukking. We wound up fukking that same night. Good head and all. THen after one last round of fukking around 4AM I went into her bathroom and saw what appeared to be an entire a bible verse written in lipstick
Had me like .
I couldnt understand much of it but i wasnt gonna stick around long to figure it out either. She also had a huge knife on the vanity. I mean HUGE knife. By then she was sleeping so i hauled ass. It was already 5AM anyway. (i got there after midnight) SHe's text me many times after and id answer but never went back there.

#2 THis other chick i met on Craigslist again - Haitian chick but super weirdo. Anyway she was a freak and i wanted to fukk but she refused to let me fukk unless her sugar daddy could watch. I never met the sugar daddy but i wasnt about to do no sh!t like that. I'm still cool with her. Damn how time flies. Known this brawd for almost 10 years now.

Man, with all the chicks i met on craigslist and friendster back in the day i could have this thread goiing on for days.

Some chicks are weird.

Another girl would give me head and let me finger her, but would not let me fukk.

She said wouldn't let me fukk until her grandmother died. Something about a promise she made to her. Giving head was cool, but she didn't swallow, her rational was as long as no spetm entered her body she had kept her promise. Other than that she was cool,

 

[intruder]

Another one I met named Melissa. She was weird in the way she was super indecisive. We'd plan to go to the movies and right as we get to the head of the line at the theatre shed change get mind about going. Little shyt like that. She was super scared of everything too. I decided I wouldn't fukk her because I wouldn't wanna fukk and then for hey to say she didn't want to our dinner shyt

 

[SheWantTheD]

Weird? These chicks seem like they are either crazy or freaks trying to cover up as good girls.

 

[RAX 010]

Weird chics are a staple in my crazy world

 

[SheWantTheD]

Some chicks are weird.

Another girl would give me head and let me finger her, but would not let me fukk.

She said wouldn't let me fukk until her grandmother died. Something about a promise she made to her. Giving head was cool, but she didn't swallow, her rational was as long as no spetm entered her body she had kept her promise. Other than that she was cool,

Bruh the bullsh women come up with to rationalize their ho-ish behavior If she giving you head, best believe she already ingested some of your sper

 

[SheWantTheD]

Another one I met named Melissa. She was weird in the way she was super indecisive. We'd plan to go to the movies and right as we get to the head of the line at the theatre shed change get mind about going. Little shyt like that. She was super scared of everything too. I decided I wouldn't fukk her because I wouldn't wanna fukk and then for hey to say she didn't want to our dinner shyt

You sure this chick ain't have some sort of mental illness or something?

 

[Ciggavelli]

Weird chics are a staple in my crazy world

Same here.

I love me crazy girls. It always ends terribly....lol, but it sure is a fun ride while it lasts


I am crazy myself though, so it makes sense

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

"Its The price we pay to FUKK WOMEN

SAD TO SAY ...MOST PRETTY WOMEN GOT THAT PSYCHO SHYT IN THEM"-SLICK RICK



And yall wonder why all these Fine azz women are SINGLE

THESE BISHES ARE CRAZY

 

[It is a mystery]

i knew a chick who said it was exhilarating to fukk at a cemetery

 

[intruder]

You sure this chick ain't have some sort of mental illness or something?

Im pretty certain she did. Im not one to call people crazy but there was something definitely wrong with this one.

Too bad tho. She was mad cute. She got on my nerve eventually with all the indecisive sh!t and I stopped calling her. But for real. The example i gave was just a mild one of sh!t she's done. God bless her soul. I wanted to fukk her really bad but i could see how she'd let yo get inside her and be like "oh wait.. no. stop." So i never pursued it.
I'm just afraid some day she'll fukk a dude and then cry rape

 

[RAX 010]

Same here.

I love me crazy girls. It always ends terribly....lol, but it sure is a fun ride while it lasts


I am crazy myself though, so it makes sense

Couldn't have said it better myself

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

i knew a chick who said it was exhilarating to fukk at a cemetery

I think alot of yall are confusing freaky sexual fantasy like behavior with being crazy....

Most women and men like to fukk in strange places or got strange behavior sexually that doesnt validate being Crazy

CRAZY is the shyt they do and say OUTSIDE THE BED

Like this chick I know who would leave the grocery store and drive around HOURS doing other errands with frozen foods in her CAR im talking MEATS breh before reaching her home


Or the 280 lb byatch I knew who told me she was quitting her job at TARGET to be a promo girl for DEF JAM posing on mixtape covers

Like really byatch

Even my lady whom I adore ...Beautiful as fukk...but gonna tell me that she can't move in with me unless I get in the habit of closing all the doors of rooms in the house cause it breeds NEGATIVE ENERGY

I cant trip she said BIPOLAR runs in her family

Im fukked