Weird pet peeves

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

After the nikka that played 2Pac in the All Eyez On Me movie (he was trash) did this shyt




I hated Donovan Mitchell his first 2 seasons because he looked like him


Watched his Dunk Contest performance and never even got excited because of Demetrius Shipp or whatever tf his name is

When he did his last dunk


I just sat there like

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

Anthony Mackie did a better job of acting like 2Pac in Notorious than that nikka


Also when I tell random people I walk across at work "good morning how are you?" And they said "good" then keep it moving

bytch you aren't even gonna check in to see how I'm doing?

 

[Coolin']

I have a few:
- walking slowly in a grocery store. Why are you perusing what you normally get?
- being courteous while driving. Ma'am if I'm crossing the street and you give no indication of slowing down, just go. Hate playing that I inch out then you inch up too game.
- This isn't that bad, but holding a door for someone and them saying nothing. It's not a huge deal or anything but damn, can't say thanks. Brehs never do this though, thankfully.

 

[Mr. Negative]

I have a few:
- walking slowly in a grocery store. Why are you perusing what you normally get?

I got grocery store rage way worse than I'll ever have road rage.

Folks parking their cart on one side of the aisle while looking at something on the other side?

Slow walking, picking stuff up and putting it down like "" You was in here yesterday, you seen this shyt a million times. Price changed +/- 3 cents. The fukk is you doing.

Turning their cart sideways

Kids screaming and shyt cause their mom ignores it at home and don't know how to deal with it in public

Seeing folks that know you and they wanna have full blown convos. Like don't you see me shopping!? I'm not here to fraternize.

The fukk you mean you don't know how to use the credit card machine!?

" how much is it altogether!"
" $103.72"
" oh then take this and this and this and this off."
" key to register 5, key to register 5! "

Me and the 17 people behind me: "
"I'm sorry if I'm holding yall up! "

 

[Coolin']

I got grocery store rage way worse than I'll ever have road rage.

Folks parking their cart on one side of the aisle while looking at something on the other side?

Slow walking, picking stuff up and putting it down like "" You was in here yesterday, you seen this shyt a million times. Price changed +/- 3 cents. The fukk is you doing.

Turning their cart sideways

Kids screaming and shyt cause their mom ignores it at home and don't know how to deal with it in public

Seeing folks that know you and they wanna have full blown convos. Like don't you see me shopping!? I'm not here to fraternize.

The fukk you mean you don't know how to use the credit card machine!?

" how much is it altogether!"
" $103.72"
" oh then take this and this and this and this off."
" key to register 5, key to register 5! "

Me and the 17 people behind me: "
"I'm sorry if I'm holding yall up! "

Shyt gets me tight when they do that in the gas station. Ma’am, just complete your purchase. Don’t talk to me.

 

[BobbyWojak]

I hate people watching me chew, Idk what it is, I eat like a regular person with manners, but I hate when someone makes me something and watches me eat it.

 

[Redwood]

I got grocery store rage way worse than I'll ever have road rage.

Folks parking their cart on one side of the aisle while looking at something on the other side?

Slow walking, picking stuff up and putting it down like "" You was in here yesterday, you seen this shyt a million times. Price changed +/- 3 cents. The fukk is you doing.

Turning their cart sideways

Kids screaming and shyt cause their mom ignores it at home and don't know how to deal with it in public

Seeing folks that know you and they wanna have full blown convos. Like don't you see me shopping!? I'm not here to fraternize.

The fukk you mean you don't know how to use the credit card machine!?

" how much is it altogether!"
" $103.72"
" oh then take this and this and this and this off."
" key to register 5, key to register 5! "

Me and the 17 people behind me: "
"I'm sorry if I'm holding yall up! "

Going through this right now

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Also when I tell random people I walk across at work "good morning how are you?"

I fukking hate people like you gah dammmmmmmm

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

I fukking hate people like you gah dammmmmmmm

I'm sorry for stepping out of my introvert shell to say hi to you heathens

 

[num123]

Big pet peeve is when people that are talking on mics without a pop filter. Face right next to the mic and can hear all the spit in their mouth when they talk.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

I got grocery store rage way worse than I'll ever have road rage.

Folks parking their cart on one side of the aisle while looking at something on the other side?

Slow walking, picking stuff up and putting it down like "" You was in here yesterday, you seen this shyt a million times. Price changed +/- 3 cents. The fukk is you doing.

Turning their cart sideways

Kids screaming and shyt cause their mom ignores it at home and don't know how to deal with it in public

Seeing folks that know you and they wanna have full blown convos. Like don't you see me shopping!? I'm not here to fraternize.

The fukk you mean you don't know how to use the credit card machine!?

" how much is it altogether!"
" $103.72"
" oh then take this and this and this and this off."
" key to register 5, key to register 5! "

Me and the 17 people behind me: "
"I'm sorry if I'm holding yall up! "

Walmart pickup for the win... I haven't done any real grocery shopping since before covid..

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

I hate people watching me chew, Idk what it is, I eat like a regular person with manners, but I hate when someone makes me something and watches me eat it.

I hate when I can hear someone else chewing. Their mouth is closed and they are eating proper.. But it's like they got extra liquid swishing around when they take a bite and it sounds DISGUSTING

I have no idea how people watch Muckbangs.. You sloppy, nasty sounding, dirty mouth ass nikka

 

[BobbyWojak]

I hate when I can hear someone else chewing. Their mouth is closed and they are eating proper.. But it's like they got extra liquid swishing around when they take a bite and it sounds DISGUSTING

I have no idea how people watch Muckbangs.. You sloppy, nasty sounding, dirty mouth ass nikka

I cannot stand mukbangs or video 'food reviews'

They're so disgusting it almost makes me angry

 

[africngiant]

white ppl looking at me in the distance, perceiving and synthesizing the black man’s mannerisms for future dikkeating

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Strangers touching me
Muthafukkas not saying Excuse Me