Weird things u thought as a child part 2

[colicolicoli]

I thought boys peed from their belly buttons.


I remember talking to my big brother about stupid stuff we thought as a kid and he said he thought white people poop looked like bananas.

 

[Texas2step]

Oh yea I forgot to add the whole watermelon bullshyt my cousin had me believing

Cousin: *sees me eating watermelon* did you swallow the seeds?

Me: yea so?

Cousin: You are going to die now

Me: how nikka?

Cousin: Now when you drink water, that watermelon seed is going to grow inside your stomach and get so big that it will explode causing you to die

Me: you lying

Cousin: *points to my stomach* see it is growing already

Me: *looks down at my stomach and see it is getting big*






He had me refusing to eat watermelon almost my whole childhood

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

Losing virginity = kissing a girl ...

Lost my virginity in the 4th or 5th grade ...

Funny thread, btw

 

[Conscious Pilot]

Thought anal sex was the same thing as vaginal sex

 

[havoc00]

Thought anal sex was the same thing as vaginal sex

it is

 

[Takerstani]

I thought I was god seeing as tho I can only witness life thru my perspective.



I still believe this.

Ever consider you are the only person on earth, thus, your perspective is the only one that exists? Maybe all of us on this forum are your personalities, and I'm really you trying to reveal the truth to yourself (or myself)?

 

[Canada Goose]

That women magically got pregnant.


I remember as a youngin' being like thank goodness I was born a boy.

That gay people and oral sex was invented in the 2000s.

America's most wanted sometimes had me shook.

All rappers have people that want to shoot them for no reason.. back then I didn't know the back story of Pac & Biggie's murders, I was like I'm never becoming a rapper.

 

[BrownSound]

thought girls peed out there buttholes

 

[ClassyME]

*Thought demons lived inside all the vents.

*I was up 2 nights in a row cuz aunty fukked my life up telling me captain hook was real. Back facin the wall staring around pitch black room lookin like

I told her ass I ain't slept in 2 days she goes " I was just testing to see if you listen to me that's alll... sorry bby "

shyt ain't funny playa.

 

[I Lord Justice]

That of bugs Crawled up your nose they could control you from inside yor brain

 

[Heelish]

I thought it was impossible in any way, shape, or form for an adult to kill a child

I was so innocent brehs

 

[ugksam]

That of bugs Crawled up your nose they could control you from inside yor brain

naw that doesnt happen but spiders can crawl up your nose at night and lay eggs in your brain .

 

[YBE]

When I was like 12, Id think about the Universe and God and how we were basically just one big snowglobe to him & everything we did was insignificant in the scheme of things. shyt used to get me sad as fukk

 

[YBE]

I thought boys peed from their belly buttons.


I remember talking to my big brother about stupid stuff we thought as a kid and he said he thought white people poop looked like bananas.

 

[FlyGuy]

When I was like 12, Id think about the Universe and God and how we were basically just one big snowglobe to him & everything we did was insignificant in the scheme of things. shyt used to get me sad as fukk

stressed while you coulda been playing tag and shyt