Weirdo stranger saying hi like he knows you unappreciation thread

[Mr. Somebody]

Smooth words may hide a wicked heart,
just as a pretty glaze covers a clay pot.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

fukk me... I did this once because there was some girl that I thought that I knew personally, but it was some girl that just looked exactly like her. Luckily I'm not some haggard looking dude, and the girl I was talking to looked super embarrassed that she didn't know me and just played along.

She was cute. In retrospect, I chalk it up as sort of a win.

 

[TYBG]

Something similar happened to me at the gym today . I was stretching and some white guy walked up to me speaking loud as hell talking about "WHAT'S UP BRO? I'VE BEEN HITTING IT PRETTY HARD TODAY."

I tried to give the guy a dap out of courtesy (even though I was like the entire time) and this fool daps me & tries to pull me close for a hug as if I was his long lost friend. Now I will say that I'm bad with remembering faces, but I don't ever recall seeing that dude in my entire life .

white folks are on some other shyt. I've had RANDOM white folks come up to me while I'm doing a set, yelllling "PUSH PUSH! YOU CAN DO IT BRO! I BELIEVE IN YOU!"

 

[villain]

i'm from NY so this shyt weird to me but I usually just respond with a mumbled greeting and a head nod

shyt like that makes me paranoid tho. i'm always on guard whenever a random person comes up to me and starts talking - male or female

 

[Art Barr]

damn imagine if some shyt came out nowadays that'll have nikkas with degrees and skills out here fukked up

nikka lucky i escaped that era shyt evrybody was smoking

The late recession just happened,....
So, it is more people like that out there and they are sober as fukk.

This country is wicked.


Art Barr

 

[Wildin]

fukk those people that say hi like they know you and everybody who cares for them.

i go to the grocery store and the people be tryin to talk like how are you, did you find everything. thats cool, but motherfukker be all up in your shyt, hows your day, are you cooking spaghetti for dinner tonight? how are these chips? Those look tasty...shut the fukk up, ring the shyt up and put it in a bag.

this bytch at a gas station, you'd swear that we grew up together or some shyt. Shes like "omg, i havent see you forever, you stopped coming around"..in my mind im thinking bytch, you dont know me, youve never seen me before in your life".

its one thing if she was cute, but shes a hog and has someones name tatted on her neck, i looked real hard at her like

but i dont know her.