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Congrats, Young man on finally getting your first taste of some p*ssy !!! :myman:

Now that the pleasantries are over I am have to tell you :ufdup: that your fukking up !!

See young man, you need to embrace your inner pimp before that fat walrus have you wearing that Larry fade :flabbynsick: for the rest of ya life......





If you don't know the signs of a jump off listen Too Short tell you about this Ho#z



Now that you have heard that great sermon by Short Dawg , let that shyt cook in your head for a while....


Start calling yourself a pimp/player and believing in that shot like like old Jewish money !!
Get ya mind right because young man your simmmmmp :birdman:




By the time the game simmer in your head for a while, Your :flabbynsick: should have fallen off your head by now and you will be able to tell them hoes " Blow the whistle.'




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Don't swea it...I personally belive being excessively sexual active before a committed relationship negatively impacts both girls and boys. But you deserve it to be witg someone that your into as much as shes into you. Good luck, we around the same age btw.

good advice ... if you're planning on getting into a committed relationship. i personally, don't think i'm built for that. truth of the matter is, when i get bored with people, which inevitably always happens, i start to stray. there's a 60-70% probability that I'm always going to cheat. so i'd rather not lie to myself or my girl. maybe in a couple of years i will be more mature, but growing up i had low self esteem like a mofo, due partially to having an 'aesthetically unappealing' frame. it will be a long time before i feel like i've gotten my dues.
 

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Waste your virginity on a smut brehs. :snoop:

I hope virgin-shaming didn't force you into settling for any chick with a hole.
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Poor nikka. Maybe Enzo's a natural submissive, though? :yeshrug:
 

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You sound fukking stupid saying that. I honestly don't know what took me so long in losing my vcard but one thing im not is a desperate ass Elliott Roger ass nikka. I saw the opening and I took it. simple.

:dahell: this nikka calling it a vcard like he's a chick
 

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You need to see what that mouth do......:ehh:

A chick who isn't interested in anything except getting it over with as quickly as possible is going to be the second worst blowjob of the century. Someone who's bored by sex isn't going to suddeny find their freak on by going down.

She'd probably make a great fetish object for dudes who like it when women vomit when you force their heads down. Hell, she might even be into that.

Enzo, would you invite her to post here at the coli?
 

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Waste your virginity on a smut brehs. :snoop:

I hope virgin-shaming didn't force you into settling for any chick with a hole.
Let me map this out for you I was at work so I wasn't able to respond. Prior to alot of the things that's been going on with me and females the last few months I didn't have any physical contact with a female since 2009. Back in April(people on here know the situation) I may have had the chance to smash if I hadn't told the chick I was a virgin fast forward to a few weeks ago where I ended up in a chicks bed after a day of meeting her I don't think I need to spell it out what should have happened. Now onto what this week and last night she basically left the door open for me to smash when she said she was blunt and honest about what she wants with a dude right then and there that was pretty much my shot to go in for the kill and it also helped I turned a general convo. of ours one particular day to sex talk so I don't think I would consider it virgin shaming I'm starting to realize how to talk to females and she just happen to have left the chink in the armor and I went in or the kill
 

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good advice ... if you're planning on getting into a committed relationship. i personally, don't think i'm built for that. truth of the matter is, when i get bored with people, which inevitably always happens, i start to stray. there's a 60-70% probability that I'm always going to cheat. so i'd rather not lie to myself or my girl. maybe in a couple of years i will be more mature, but growing up i had low self esteem like a mofo, due partially to having an 'aesthetically unappealing' frame. it will be a long time before i feel like i've gotten my dues.
The honesty is refreshing, hope you are honest with the girls that you introduce into your life as well.
So you have not a committed relationship ever? Or you meet someone with the intention to commit but end up cheating?
 

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Doesn't sound like a pleasant encounter, she was being awfully short with you.:dahell:
 

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:dahell: this nikka calling it a vcard like he's a chick


This.

I mean, virginity is a girl thing overall. At least anatomic wise.


When I fcked for the first time, the girl didn't even know. Of course I didn't tell (tell a girl that u are virgin be the worst idea ever), and I could play it smooth.
 
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