NZA
LOL
i thought you were down bad financially but you over here owning and upgrading bidets...
Went bidet shopping, accused multiple times of having skid marks.
- Thread starter Orbital-Fetus
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have skid marks brehs 
Salesman Was Like “Hey Champ! Smelling A Little Ripe There, Is Mom Tired Of Cleaning Those Undies? I Got A Solution”
maybe he saw something
I can't believe this story, dude was literally asking you about skid marks the whole time, why wasn't he worried about gettin trouble at his job, or pissing you off ?
i've given this allot of thought and the only two conclusions i come to are:
a) he thought i looked soft and thought he could joke on me.
b) that is his go to line to potential customers and it works out for him enough of the time that it's his go to opener.
after the first time of me denying being a member of the skid mark gang he just went on as if i had shown him a shyt stain on me drawers like
low key this is a very sensitive issue for the kid
growing up my folks always told me to only wipe once after you shyt so make it a good deep wipe
sometimes they would wait outside the bathroom door and bust in at the end
to see if i wiped more than once, looking in the toilet and shyt 
one day i asked them why we can only wipe once and my momma told me that if i touch my butthole too much i might start to like it
all that being said, i can finally live the one wipe life my momma always wanted me to have without the problems that used to come along with it
Jean Jacket
NOPE
Next time...look him in his eyes and let out a hefty fart.
from one fetus to another, i'll take your words to heart.
low key this is a very sensitive issue for the kid
growing up my folks always told me to only wipe once after you shyt so make it a good deep wipe
sometimes they would wait outside the bathroom door and bust in at the end
one day i asked them why we can only wipe once and my momma told me that if i touch my butthole too much i might start to like it
all that being said, i can finally live the one wipe life my momma always wanted me to have without the problems that used to come along with it
what the fukk. if this is true you need therapy and not a new bidet.
Jean Jacket
NOPE
i'm all good over here, breh.
how you doing is the real question.
Should have just looked him dead in the eye and said “nah i just like the way it feels 
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boriquaking
In Sauce We Trust!
Kid
Skidmark
so i'm in the bathroom section of the store and a salesman comes up to me says "Hello, skid marks right?"
i'm likeand he repeats himself "Skid marks are the worst right, a bidet will sort you right out.
i tell him that i don't have a skid mark problem and that i already own a bidet and that i'm looking to upgrade.
i then told him i wanted something with an air dryer, self contained water heating and a heated seat.
he goes"You serious about them skid marks, huh?"
me:
him:
me: Yo can you just...
him: Have you seen out laundry machines?
Skidmark