This is another advantage of being in New York
So many good, cheap date ideas.
I remember being in your predicament one night. I hit this chic up on one of those apps, she invited me out within like an hour and we talked on the phone a lil bit. She said she had to go drop off her kid that night and we would link right after. I think I had about the same amount of bread as you, but she was feeling me so much I said let's see where this goes
She had suggested this lil sports bar/lounge in her hood in the BX and I went along with it even though I had like $27 in my account
I don't even really remember my gameplan that night. I think I was gonna buy a couple drinks and just come out and admit I was dead broke.
Anyway, I get there and the music is kinda loud so we move outside. This chic said she seen a dude she previously dealt with in the lounge and didn't really feel comfortable in there so I was like
Crisis averted momentarily. So while we trynna think of some place else to hit I decided to come out and tell her straight up like "Yo, I don't know where we going but I got like $27 in my account so we gotta stretch it."
She laughed but respected it and was like at least you kept it real
Then I kicked some game about how as long as you with the right company it don't matter what you doing you gonna have a good time.
Long story short: A Lil' Caesar pizza and a couple Lime-a-Ritas later, along with a Lyft ride miraculously charged to my maxed out credit card, I ended up in some p*ssy that night
Her ass was phat and her shyt was stupid wet too.
