We're Having A Potluck At Work Tomorrow

[1/2OfDaBruinz]

I'm bringing cups

I made a chick bring Bourbon Salmon. She said she never made it and asked if I wanted her to look up the recipe

I told another chick to bring banana pudding and told her to use organic bananas

 

[Captain Crunch]

Bring me back a plate

 

[Couth]

potluck food

 

[wet landscapes]

I miss cooking for my nikkas

 

[DrunkenNovice]

I always tell them im good im meeting someone for lunch.

Old cac organizing be looking like

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

Dont eat cac food

 

[pickles]

 

[1/2OfDaBruinz]

It's actually quite a few black ladies in the department, but I feel y'all though, you gotta be careful with the Potlucks

I just get a kick out of telling ladies with husbands and boyfriends what to cook and them doing it. I'm got a twisted mind like that though

I had one of my coworkers bring me breakfast earlier this week. I know she has a fiance and asked her just to see if she would do it. The first thing she said is, "you trying to get me killed" She brought that shyt though I be real life trolling just to make work more fun

 

[blackestofpanthers]

I miss cooking for my nikkas

Shut up fakkit

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Dont eat cac food

Why, what's wrong with it?

 

[Couth]

Why, what's wrong with it?

You ever been to a white girls house?

Dogs and dog hair. EVERYWHERE.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

You ever been to a white girls house?

Dogs and dog hair. EVERYWHERE.

Yea had an ex girlfriend that was white.
Her dog didn't shed tho. Some kind of magic dog I think.
She couldn't cook for shyt tho.
I tried to make dinner at her house one night. bytch had one knife in the house
It was one of these shyts.

How the fukk am I supposed to chop vegetables with this shyt?

 

[MAKAVELI25]

You ever been to a white girls house?

Dogs and dog hair. EVERYWHERE.

BroFacts

 

[wet landscapes]

Shut up fakkit

shut me up with a mouthful of your mothers p*ssy

 

[blackestofpanthers]

shut me up with a mouthful of your mothers p*ssy

She's actually a married normal sane woman. She isn't a mentally ill mutant like you.