We're Having A Potluck At Work Tomorrow

[Lil Gangsta]

U nikkas r weird man

We had a potluck a cpl weeks ago
I brought this

In Africa we call em "aloko" but they jus plantains cut in small pieces

My boss made some fire ass ribs

Mexican dude brought some kinda spicy mexican chicken

Its free good food(cuz ppl make an effort) idk y yall actin funny

 

[NSSVO]

It's actually quite a few black ladies in the department, but I feel y'all though, you gotta be careful with the Potlucks

I just get a kick out of telling ladies with husbands and boyfriends what to cook and them doing it. I'm got a twisted mind like that though

I had one of my coworkers bring me breakfast earlier this week. I know she has a fiance and asked her just to see if she would do it. The first thing she said is, "you trying to get me killed" She brought that shyt though I be real life trolling just to make work more fun

 

[wet landscapes]

She's actually a married normal sane woman. She isn't a mentally ill mutant like you.

you really started explaining your momma to me, nikka I don't give a fukk about your mom

 

[Lil Gangsta]

shut me up with a mouthful of your mothers p*ssy

Spoiler

if my mother is down can i join yall

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

if cac's make the chicken be prepared for Salmonella ..

if cac's make cole slaw be prepared for an influx of mayo..

if cac's make Kool Aid be prepared for cyanide or lsd..

 

[Couth]

BrehFacts

Fixed.

And its true. Look it up.

 

[Colilluminati]

We had a put lock about 5 months ago. This fat dude brought salad in ziplock bags​

 

[Soundbwoy]

I only participate if its my people at work we share a floor with other departments them other folks be going to the bathroom and dont wash their hands

 

[Strapped]

Is op going to feast

 

[R.O. Double]

I'm bringing cups

I made a chick bring Bourbon Salmon. She said she never made it and asked if I wanted her to look up the recipe

I told another chick to bring banana pudding and told her to use organic bananas

Say breh? Do you work for directv?

 

[newworldafro]

 

[Luck]

I used to mess with a chick that worked at Joanns and she had that bullshyt at her job. These cacs were bringing all kinds of shyt like hotdog teriyaki, split pea soup other bullshyt

And you know they let the dog lick all in the pot and the spoons

Hands didn't get washed

Nah I'm good

 

[unit321]

We had a put lock about 5 months ago. This fat dude brought salad in ziplock bags​

Did anyone touch the salad?

 

[unit321]

We have a pseudo pot luck here for Thanksgiving. The company gets the turkeys but everyone else brings in side dishes and desserts. It is the bomb. No one has gotten food poisoning or sick from it in the last couple of years.

 

[1/2OfDaBruinz]

Just made a plate so damn big



A nikka might have to go home early.

At me inviting 2 of my homeboys from other departments and I didn't even bring shyt (besides cups)

@R.O. Double No, I don't work at Direct TV