Brehs, have you heard the good news? bk is gawd and Brooklynz is his son.

When all was lost and pharaoh (
) and his cronies lashed our backs with whips and placed heavy burdens upon us, they parted the waters and led us to the promised land! GOOD GAWD!
Sister Joanne pass the collection plate please!
My brehs and my brehettes, they brought us to the-coli and told us to go forth and multiply, yes they did. They gave us coli cash, piff, spoiler tags, instant replies, they gave us daps, they filled our empty stomachs, praise them!
Sister Joanne, pass that collection plate again! The spirit is flowing in this place!
My brethrens, I will close with this: when your spirit weakens and your resolve is shaken and you question your faith in the coli, remember from where you came and what would await you in that terrible place.

Amen.
Refreshments will be served in JBO, go with peace.
