Maybe a month ago I had an old flame I fell outta
contact with for like 15 years get at me through a
family member on facebook.
She's living in texas working a corporate gig
and got shyt going good.
She fly back home (STL) and wants to see me.....cool.
She hits the door,hands me a bouquet of dafodils,
a bottle of champagne and gives me a huge hug.
Imagine a 5 foot nothing Jody watley with
small tittys and ass and hips for days.
She see's my bar, See's the single barrel jack
and go.....i'm drinking that all night (big mistake)
we having fun,I'm grabbin ass and she goes on
about her degree's (psycology etc.)
She brings up church,religion evenly yoked bullshyt.
I say that most preachers are pimps and churches
are hoe houses......she's triggered.
we change the subject and go back to flirting
and out of nowhere she goes....
( youre still the nihilistic cynical loner)
at this point i see that she's trying to read
the person i am and I shut that bull shyt
down by turning off the light and letting her
try sleep her buzz off.
she goes to the bathroom and comes back
wearing nothing but a smile but at this time
i'm thinking (fukk this crazy bytch)
she climbs on top of me naked and tells
me to put a child inside of her so we can get married.
I turned on the lights,told her to get dressed
and walked her to the front door.
now she's walking slow and teary eyed.
I shut the door behind her and blocked her number.