The things y’all convince yourself of to feel better about being forced to go to the office.
The fukk I care about free breakfast? I eat at my house and save money on food anyway. Same with snacks. I was buying overpriced food at the cafeteria at work, so in the end I’m saving. No long commute or traffic or expenses on gas.
Work in my pajamas. Workout throughout the day. Take multiple naps. Sleep in. And I just bought the mouse wiggler from Amazon so I look like I’m working all damn day. Right now I’m out running errands. Getting my nails done in an hour. With the mouse wiggler, it looks like I never even left my computer.
I also can work while I vacation, like I did last week while I was at Myrtle beach. And still take vacation days when I don’t want to work while out of town.
We don’t care about the trivial perks yall get at the office. None of us want to go back. Have fun though. I actually feel for y’all. I can’t imagine having to go in everyday. Y’all lost, I’m sorry.