What accent yall think God would have?

[King_Kamala61]

Prolly sound like a muthafukka that watched Africans get brutalized and didn't do a fukking thing as Europeans enslaved in his name...

fukk DAT bytch ass muthafukka and his bytch ass virgin son with his ho mama

 

[Da_Eggman]

Irish

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Prolly sound like a muthafukka that watched Africans get brutalized and didn't do a fukking thing as Europeans enslaved in his name...

fukk DAT bytch ass muthafukka and his bytch ass virgin son with his ho mama

fukk that peckerwood right on brotha

 

[Spiider]

A Harlem accent

 

[inndaskKy]

He would sound like Zordon from Power Rangers...

If He looks like him too, he's gonna get clowned for sure. Nobody's gonna pay attention to what He has to say

God: "Darren W. Smith..., I have always followed you closely and I have weighed the fullness of your life and I hereby declare that henceforth for Eternity y.."

Darren: "Brehrd who advised you to shave it all off?, this is ridiculous.. Let me hook you up with my barber back on Earth, he can give you some pointers. I'll give you his number. Yo eyebrows look demonic too "

God: "SILENCE!"
Darren: "You mad as hell Brehrd.
And you didn't pause when you said you've followed me closely. Youuuse not from Harlem.

"

God: (I should've let this fool live a little longer...)

 

[Devilinurear]

Cause we all know he ain't talking like some Shakespeare cac

Personally I think he'd sound like bossman dlow

Like gambit

 

[TEH]

Cause we all know he ain't talking like some Shakespeare cac

Personally I think he'd sound like bossman dlow

God talks like Issac Hayes

This is facts

Fight me

 

[TEH]

Prolly sound like a muthafukka that watched Africans get brutalized and didn't do a fukking thing as Europeans enslaved in his name...

fukk DAT bytch ass muthafukka and his bytch ass virgin son with his ho mama

These atheists cave got your mind in a headlock

 

[King_Kamala61]

These atheists cave got your mind in a headlock

Explain why your god does nothing as African people suffer under his doctrines

 

[TEH]

Explain why your god does nothing as African people suffer under his doctrines

I thought Africa had its own gods

 

[Stir Fry]

Probably have a bay area accent, duh

 

[ISO]

Arab vocal tone and accent

 

[KnickstapeCity]

That nikka God got premium mouthpiece so he definitely talk like an OG bay nikka

That’s shady

 

[maxamusa]

I've heard god talk to me before....there was no accent.

 

[King_Kamala61]

I thought Africa had its own gods

You mean the ones Europeans beat out of them and made them ashamed to worship?