What advice/cliches started making more sense as you got older?

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

“If she got that tiny struggle ponytail at the top of her head, she probably does anal”

 

[maxamusa]

1 time a lollipop
2 times a sucker

 

[Buddy]

"When I leave, come together like buttcheeks"

 

[ROFL_GUY]

dont cheat yourself

treat yourself

a 54yr crackhead who washed cars wjen o worked @hertz selling rental cars .

was in prison for couple yrs .. cool dude could fold me up in a second.. like 6'4 230

went to his pad one.. day we drinkin smokin cookin .. on his fridge he had a shirtless 50cent magnet haha..

cool dude tho eant him in my corner any day