If bed bugs was on the list I woulda chose them. Had them shyts a while back and it was a legitimate nightmare. My bed was my place of refuge and rest and they took that away from me, had me waking up in the night having hallucinations that they were swarming me
I went ham on those little shyts, sprayed them, ironed my sheets, powdered my room etc.. and eventually they vanished but to this day its war on sight if I ever see one again
But my second choice is wasps...I've somewhat come to accept bees as they make the delicious honey I need for my oats and green teas but wasps can fukk right off to hell