A blue whale. Can live 60 years and has a high sex drive with a 10 feet long dikk...
I'll be ripping those whale hoez apart
I'll be ripping those whale hoez apart

, hibernate for long periods of time
, chilling in the mountains and national parks enjoying beautiful scenery just hunting and sleeping

Hmmm...now this may sound awkward, but a mouse.
I say that because a mouse can easily go anywhere and it not be weird. You can't be a shark and go to the Taj Mahal. As a mouse I could go anywhere in the world for free mostly by stowing away in unknowing travelers luggage.
u constantly gotta worry about being eaten by snakes and hawks tho
They don't want it