What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

[Double Burger With Cheese]

We had to hustle till dawn, that when the sun came up

- Napoleon on Hail Mary


Felt like this nikka was trolling. Like a nikka we know what the fukk dawn means

 

[wizworld]

Pick ANY line from this song it's an unintentionally hilarious classic

As soon as he said "SUP FRED" I started laughing




TRYING TO SIGN DAZ nikka DAZ WILL SIGN YOU !!!!!!

 

[wizworld]

Oschino set up shop like a licensed beautician, LISTEN


I don't dislike the bar just a funny parallel to draw, he may have been feeling "superlyrical" that day

Haven't heard "beautician" used in rhyme before that, or since

 

[Redwing80]

There's multiple lines in the song that always made me laugh but on "Round Here" when 50 goes

"Man, I done did so much dirt in the hood
nikkas heard I got shot
They was all sayin' 'good' ("Good for him!")
fukk ya'll, ya' ain't got to like me
I get knocked, ya'll nikka ain't got to write me"

LOL nikkas really didn't like 50 and still don't. They just tolerate him to not get on his bad side.

On Poor Lil Rich he said

"New York nikkas copy nikkas like it's all good
fukk around and get caught crip walking in the wrong hood"

That always made me chuckle

 

[FreshAIG]

Oschino set up shop like a licensed beautician, LISTEN


I don't dislike the bar just a funny parallel to draw, he may have been feeling "superlyrical" that day

Haven't heard "beautician" used in rhyme before that, or since

Lol Lux used it in the Flex freestyle and killed it with his bar

 

[Yehuda]

We had to hustle till dawn, that when the sun came up

- Napoleon on Hail Mary


Felt like this nikka was trolling. Like a nikka we know what the fukk dawn means

She wants to be a lawyer. In other words: shorty studies law!

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

You think that wasn't an intentional joke?

No but the way he said this line made it more funnier.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

She wants to be a lawyer. In other words: shorty studies law!

Mr Cheeks said it like he was really putting us on game too lol

 

[Deltron]

Outro to runaway love

Song is so cheesy, trying to be serious

Can't help hut laugh at Luda telling us to open our eyes

 

[Digital Omen]

"I'm clever cuz I wear my leather in the winter"

Leather ain't gonna do shyt against -20 wind chill. Not that clever Buckshot Shorty.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I always thought it was funny on Dear Summer how Jay said “dear summer I know you gone miss me. For we been together like Nike Airs and crisp tees”

 

[DarkandHellisHot]

DMX on Crime Story

Who is this I see coming through? It's like 3 on the A.M
I'ma rob this nikka, and when I'm done, I'ma slay him
For being stupid



They Want War:

Let me tell you what nikkas in jail say across the table
That you are the cutest bytch on your label
Only records you got are the ones you signing on (Uh)
(La la la)
(..)
But I got 50 that says Alicia Keys could bust yo ass
Plus you about a buck 5, Buck 6
I'm comin' right for you nikka, can't duck this
Me jealous for what?
You don't even know
The way you be runnin' around dancin' in bytches videos
You're embarrassing me junior, I loved you like a son

 

[Erratic415]

Not a bar but when Mike Tyson tells Canibus in the intro of 2nd Round KO:

"Hey, Mike Tyson here, speakin' with the Canibus man over here
Yo, Canibus, your main objective out here is to do nothin' but
Eat, eat, eat, eat, emcees for lunch, breakfastz'

Mike confused "canibus/cannibis" for "cannibal."

In the outro, Mike specifically says “that’s your name, Canibus….your objective is to eat these MCs” lol

I think Bis may have been too nervous to correct him.

Tyson always gets words wrong and it’s hilarious.

 

[wizworld]

Mr Cheeks said it like he was really putting us on game too lol

Well he was putting ME on game in a way, all the cute smart girls loved this song

 

[Buckeye Fever]

"Prince Williams ain't do it right if you asked me....."

It's "William"