What are some bars in rap songs you found hilarious but weren't intended to be funny

[maxamusa]

fukk my connect, fukk I expect, I could get weight

I'll take half of his cake, run, I would debate

Father had the nerve to tell me I'm a mistake

I said, dad I told my daughter that, I could relate

 

[Erratic415]

Bushwick not knowing the difference between a 6 or 7 footer from his POV

 

[WIA20XX]

Bushwick not knowing the difference between a 6 or 7 footer from his POV

Bushwick (and Willie Dee) have plenty of hilarious lines.

[Interlude: (Tamica) & Bushwick Bill]
(Oh, Lord! Oh, Bill!)
Ahh... my eye, I can't see
(Oh, I'm so sorry!)
Why you shot me in the eye?
(Oh my God, somebody help me!)
I would've shot you in the body
(Oh, I'm sorry!)
Why you shot me in the eye?

 

[DarkandHellisHot]

Do, do, boo-do, doo-doo
Do, do, do-do, do, do
Shut the fukk up bytch, you can't sing
You sound like a kid playing on a swing

 

[DontEemTry]

"Havin that gang war, we wanna know what you fightin for...
Fightin over colors?

All that gang shyt is FOR DUMB MUTHAfukkAS "

Tim Dogs disgust when he spit that always had me dyin

 

[Dorian Breh]

Whats the Troy Ave song where he gets caught slipping in the car and

"Jesus says you aint hitting shyt"

 

[Yehuda]

"I gotta keep my mouth shut and don't say 'what what', but, yo, it's hard to"

Matter fact a bunch of random shyt he's said

"Puerto Ricans with dreads"

"Bone a bytch in her butt, make her say 'what what'"

"My dad, he was a boxer, God, and he was really was glad"

 

[Yehuda]

Ar-Ab has me dying with some of the shyt he says

"I turned my aunt house into the cooking channel"

"The way the coke perform, it should have won a Grammy"

"Have your mom come outside to a flat tire, shoot her in the head 'til it catch fire"

 

[Pop123]

Man I remember laughing at this shhit like gasping for air laughing, .

DMX got madd lines that are unintentionally funny…maybe kinda intentional, he was hilarious lowkey




“You gits no pass /
You can explain to my nikkas while they whip yo ass”

, I can see that visual clearly. Explain yourself to nigs who ain’t tryna hear none of that brehs

 

[shopthatwrecks]

damn chill hurry!!

 

[The Guru]

I perscribe some neo gothic antibiotics

I love Canibus but that was the most lyrically miraculous line of all time.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

bo dont know

 

[shopthatwrecks]

School boy Q. Drugs Kill..
girl: yeah right!
Q: bytch I'm for real

that nikka retarded



bytch you bet' not be out with them nikkas

oh oh

 

[Erratic415]

Matter fact a bunch of random shyt he's said

"Puerto Ricans with dreads"

"Bone a bytch in her butt, make her say 'what what'"

"My dad, he was a boxer, God, and he was really was glad"

“Neptunes I got a cocker spaniel”

“I'm in the club pissy drunk like, "Ahhhdadidaaaaa!!!!!!"
And mami took it proper like, "Dadadidaaaaa!!!!!!"

 

[Mac Ten]

“I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class
You Tae-bo hoe, trying to work it out, you tryna' get brolic?”


I wonder what Nas doin when he made Ether.


Calling Jay a Tae-Bo hoe was actually hilarious to me.

That was so random along with the line about Nas coccing his weapon on a Camel and his soldiers